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Would NBA/Skill position NFL players make the best ballerinas?
Posted on 1/17/15 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 1/17/15 at 11:49 pm
I was just at swan lake watching all these dudes jump around and spin and shite and I couldnt help but think Lebron would dominate the stage.
Only flaw i see is his dick might be too big for them tights and break through and then start helicoptoring around.
Hows that for a mental image.
Im drunk as frick sons
Swan Lake was dope doe.
Got 3 russian ballerina chicks #'s. Said if I forward $$ to some bank account theyll marry me.
Only flaw i see is his dick might be too big for them tights and break through and then start helicoptoring around.
Hows that for a mental image.
Im drunk as frick sons
Swan Lake was dope doe. Got 3 russian ballerina chicks #'s. Said if I forward $$ to some bank account theyll marry me.
This post was edited on 1/18/15 at 12:00 am
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Posted on 1/17/15 at 11:52 pm to DollaChoppa
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Lebron would dominate the stage. Only flaw i see is his dick might be too big for them tights and break through and then start h
What. In. The. Mother. frick
Posted on 1/17/15 at 11:58 pm to DollaChoppa
I imagine football players would, especially running backs and wide receivers.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 11:58 pm to DollaChoppa
Posted on 1/17/15 at 11:59 pm to SabiDojo
Oh yea you right. I was so focused on the jumping I wasnt thinking enough about other aspects. Idk about runningbacks. Probably cornerbacks and wide recievers for sure tho.
Man id love to see NFL players put on a ballet
Man id love to see NFL players put on a ballet
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:02 am to DollaChoppa
Plenty of running backs take ballet. It helps with balance and makes you incredibly strong. Running backs need balance.
I think Emmitt Smith and Herschel Walker took ballet. I know one RB for the Pitt Steelers did, but I can't remember his name.
Fwiw, I incorporate ballet techniques in some of my workouts.
I think Emmitt Smith and Herschel Walker took ballet. I know one RB for the Pitt Steelers did, but I can't remember his name.
Fwiw, I incorporate ballet techniques in some of my workouts.
This post was edited on 1/18/15 at 12:03 am
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:04 am to SabiDojo
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:04 am to SabiDojo
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Fwiw, I incorporate ballet techniques in some of my workouts.
u sum kina fary or wut sabi
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:05 am to HempHead
TUPAC TOOK BALLET BRUH
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:06 am to SabiDojo
Well, I feel like a lot of runningbacks would be too bulky to be flexibile enough to do a lot of the moves. Also too heavy to land quietyly
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:10 am to HempHead
Nah, bruh, but I do like being skrong. I do it all. Yoga, pilates, you name it.
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:10 am to DollaChoppa
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:11 am to DollaChoppa
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Got 3 russian ballerina chicks #'s. Said if I forward $$ to some bank account theyll marry me
Do it, bruh. Sounds legit
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:32 am to SabiDojo
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Nah, bruh, but I do like being skrong.
I do it all. Yoga, pilates, you name it.
Better you than me, man. I've never worked out a day in my life.
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:33 am to HempHead
You do manual labor, bro. You lucky bastard.
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:34 am to SabiDojo
Less and less every year. I am exploiting the proletariat so that I can make money while smoking pot and watching Finebaum in the house.
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:40 am to HempHead
that's great. 
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:42 am to SabiDojo
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I know one RB for the Pitt Steelers did, but I can't remember his name.
Lynn Swann ballet'd....what about basketballers? Seems they could be good. But in reality, those ballet guys and girls spend their whole lives developing control that only uber ballet aficionados can appreciate. The athleticism catches the attention of we neophytes but it is much more than that.
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:43 am to SabiDojo
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SabiDojo
Any chance ballet could help my golf swing?
ETA: I just feel like control of bodily momentum from ballet could translate well. Never thought about it until now. My life goal at this point is to spend enough time playing to make the Champions Tour when I'm an old frick.
This post was edited on 1/18/15 at 12:45 am
Posted on 1/18/15 at 12:46 am to HempHead
Give it a shot!
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