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What one thing would you tell a historical figure?

Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:12 pm
Posted by weagle99
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:12 pm
Any historical figure. You can say one sentence to that person.
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:13 pm to
Hitler: eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:13 pm to
I'd tell Abe Lincoln heads up.
Posted by HermanBoone
The Chuck
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:14 pm to
JFK: Duck your head
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:14 pm to
"Don't go through the kitchen." RFK.
Posted by americanlsufan
Member since Jan 2013
804 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:15 pm to
Adam and Eve

Do not eat the apple please
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:21 pm to
Robin Williams: "you Tha man."

Jesus: "thanks, bro. Hey man, when you're done hanging around can you turn thus oregano into...you know..."

Hunter Thompson: "please sir, can I have some more."

Ghandi: "you never touched those virgins you slept with every night?!"

John C Calhoun: "you're fricking dumb. What were you thinking? Thanks for dragging the entire south into a death trap, ya douche."

Malcolm X: "police still suck."

John F. Kennedy: "nah, don't do Dallas, dawg. Dey stoopid."

Mother Theresa: "you're the hottest troll doll I've ever seen."

Muhammed: "shut the frick up you whiney little bitch."

George Carlin: "you're funny."

All right I'm tired.



Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:22 pm to
Hitler: don't give up on art
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:23 pm to
Thomas Edison: a swift kick in the balls from Tesla.
Posted by Screech
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:24 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/16/15 at 6:25 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:27 pm to
Godfrey of Bouillon: Kill everyone of them.

Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:32 pm to
Julius Caesar: "watch your back, baw"
Posted by GRTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:33 pm to
Jfk: "your shoe is untied"
Posted by saturday
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:38 pm to
Marilyn Monroe. Sup girl
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:43 pm to
I'd tell the LSU AD in the 40s to go hire Bud Wilkinson.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:47 pm to
I'd tell Hitler his art was absolutely phenomenal. On par with Van Gogh.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:47 pm to
"Always use a rubber" - Prescott Bush
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26532 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:50 pm to
They found a way to stuff cheese INSIDE the crust. That's right...you heard me.

To literally anyone from the past. They would understand the importance.
This post was edited on 1/16/15 at 6:57 pm
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:51 pm to
Holocaust victim: "is it getting hot in here?" OR "something smells weird."

Paolina Bonaparte: "will you go to prom with me?"

Napoleon Bonaparte: "will you be amiss if I were to make a miss out of your sis?"
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:53 pm to
Hitler: don't hurt ze Gypsies.
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