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Does John Mayer have a magic wand in his briefs?!

Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:32 am
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16989 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:32 am
How the hell does this dude pull all these females? It's not like he's buff or looks like Johnny Depp or something. According to this article, he may be responsible for breaking up Giada De Laurentiis' marriage:

Homewrecker
Posted by PaBon
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:33 am to
pics first, talk later
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6752 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:33 am to
Chicks love douchey guys that play guitar?
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30353 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:33 am to
yes, he does apparently
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:34 am to
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pics first, talk later



You want pics of John Mayer's magic wand ?
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:37 am to
Dudes a rock star. They pull arse. Jagger is one of the biggest poon hounds ever and he don't look like much
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:38 am to
But those moves doe
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:40 am to
quote:

How the hell does this dude pull all these females?


He's a skilled with an instrument.

That reaches back to the dawn of mankind.
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 10:41 am
Posted by tracytiger
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
3631 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:40 am to
He loves big titties too!

Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, I know there is more.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:41 am to
quote:

He loves big titties too!



Groundbreaking revelation
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:41 am to
I mean...it isn't that difficult to figure out.
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:45 am to
It must be the herp that he gives them.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22392 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:47 am to
He can play guitar. He can sing. And its the type of singing girls like. Hes rich.

Also, dude is crazy smart and kinda dickishly funny. Girls dig that.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:51 am to
quote:

he may be responsible for breaking up Giada De Laurentiis' marriage

Totally fine with him doing this.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:52 am to
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Chicks love douchey guys that play guitar and have seven figure incomes
FIFY
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:55 am to
He has a magic wand in his hand, called a fender stratocaster
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:59 am to
His lips move in a weird way when he sings. Maybe women can tell he's good at eating pussy
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50337 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:59 am to
Is this a big revelation that super famous musicians pull arse?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66888 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:00 am to
Apparently Bobby Flay and Matt Lauer were also tagging that.
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 11:01 am
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14329 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, I know there is more.
where is Taylor Swift?
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