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Job application wants a "contributions to diversity statement"
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:23 pm
University I'm applying to requires a statement of contributions to diversity in the classroom, new student recruiting etc. Most of these statements are around 2 pages. I don't even know where to start with this bullshite. So, I figured the best most appropriate place to come for advice on this was the OT.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:24 pm to ZacAttack
"I fricked a chick that was something weird. Indian or something"
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:26 pm to ZacAttack
that sounds like the most retarded shite i've ever heard of.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:27 pm to ZacAttack
"I sit next to black people in class"
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:27 pm to ZacAttack
"I don't believe in diversity. I believe that YOU should hire the best professors that you can find for my education and I don't give a rats arse what they look like"
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:28 pm to ZacAttack
You could say that you sat and read the entire Tiger rant during the Steele announcement. That was some diversity.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:28 pm to ZacAttack
"I enjoy people of all eastern European ancestry."
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:28 pm to ZacAttack
"I occasionally throw it to some Mexicos of some sort... Brazil Mexicos I think"
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:31 pm to ZacAttack
quote:
University I'm applying to requires a statement of contributions to diversity in the classroom, new student recruiting etc. Most of these statements are around 2 pages. I don't even know where to start with this bull shite. So, I figured the best most appropriate place to come for advice on this was the OT.
I frick all broads, and have 15 children of mixed racial backgrounds. Through fathering so many illegitimate children, I have done my part to ensure the diversity of their classes for years to come.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:32 pm to ZacAttack
quote:Start by applying somewhere else.
I don't even know where to start with this bullshite.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:33 pm to Broke
quote:
I don't believe in diversity. I believe that YOU should hire the best professors that you can find for my education and I don't give a rats arse what they look like"
Agreed. I would start off with that.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:33 pm to ZacAttack
Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me bubba.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:33 pm to Bacon84
You definitely got some good shite here to start your diversity statement......you can add "hands up, don't shoot" or "I can't breathe" just to take it over the top
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:33 pm to Sisyphus
This is why academia is such a false reality. Diversity of ideas is desirable. Diversity of ethnic and/or gender by itself offers nothing. This political correct, revisionist history, and leftist leading mentality will ultimately doom the brick and mortar academic institutions.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:34 pm to Sisyphus
This is why academia is such a false reality. Diversity of ideas is desirable. Diversity of ethnic and/or gender by itself offers nothing. This political correct, revisionist history, and leftist leading mentality will ultimately doom the brick and mortar academic institutions.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:35 pm to ZacAttack
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This post was edited on 1/14/15 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:36 pm to Broke
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Broke
That's a good one.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:36 pm to ZacAttack
"I don't use the n-word in front of my black friends."
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:39 pm to slaphappy
Amen. I've thought of putting I teach and grade papers while blindfolded. There's times I cannont believe some of the shite academia does is real.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:44 pm to ZacAttack
Check out the websites of universities you're familiar with and navigate to the diversity and inclusion (or similar some similar title) office and you'll get an idea. You must be new to academia if you're not familiar with "this bullshite."
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