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Things that would not fly if A Christmas Story were released today?

Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26957 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:00 pm
1. Bullying? Scott Fargas beating smaller kids.

2. BB Gun?

3. Scwartz mom whipping his arse heard on the phone after Ralphie throws him under the bus?

What else y'all got?
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8044 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:01 pm to
Wasn't one of the robbers in black face?

--he was just Black Bart
This post was edited on 12/25/14 at 2:04 pm
Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
9821 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:12 pm to
I'm surprised none of the pussies that now inhabit America haven't thrown a fit about the chinamen singing "fa ra ra ra"
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60239 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:19 pm to
Farararara...but they did the same in one of the Lethal Weapons with the flied lice comment.
This post was edited on 12/25/14 at 2:20 pm
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26957 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

I'm surprised none of the pussies that now inhabit America haven't thrown a fit about the chinamen singing "fa ra ra ra"


Yep surprised that scene has not been changed/edited.
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:20 pm to
It would all fly. There's a 24 hour marathon every year
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26957 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

It would all fly. There's a 24 hour marathon every year


I know. I love it. But it gets a pass being a classic.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56267 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:30 pm to
Psycho mall Santa
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26957 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Psycho mall Santa


Bad Santa.

But the boot to the face is excessive. Lol.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120125 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:40 pm to
Doesnt the dad smoke a pipe? Thats gone.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17813 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:43 pm to
Making fun of the pink bunny suit would be discrimination
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 2:49 pm to
"An Xmas Story"
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3471 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

"An Xmas Story"



A Holiday Story.
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4599 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 3:39 pm to
The "I like Santa" kid will now be played by Idris Elba
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50336 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 3:51 pm to
Saying the dad negotiates like an Arab
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 4:39 pm to
That surprises me too.
Posted by Jefferson Davis
Plank Road
Member since Nov 2011
5960 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:35 pm to
Is there a single black person in the whole movie?
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8215 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:39 pm to
Ralphie would have to be transgender, and "her" quest would be to use the girls' bathroom instead of getting a right-wing gateway present.
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:44 pm to
Ya'll are trying waayyy too hard.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17747 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:47 pm to
Environmentalist would cry over the woefully inefficient furnace and for buying a real tree.

PETA would cry over the neighbors dog ear in the door.

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