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Any fights or drama at your family Christmas?
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:01 pm
None here.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:03 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
No....too grown up for that petty shite
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:04 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
My father in law got drunk last night and proceeded to tell me he hasn't got laid in 5 years
This post was edited on 12/25/14 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:05 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
TBD
Depends in how many glasses of wine grandma drinks and how many ex-in laws come to the party.
Depends in how many glasses of wine grandma drinks and how many ex-in laws come to the party.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:05 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
My sister just mentioned her boyfriend's family had his mom say frick you straight to his brother's girlfriend. I had to sing happy birthday to jesus last night, and my mom just invited two crazy neighbors (ones been arrested this week) for dinner. Merry christmas everyone
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:05 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
No, my family isnt trash.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:07 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
The day is still young
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:08 pm to djangochained
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My father in law got drunk last night and proceeded to tell me he hasn't got laid in 5 years
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:11 pm to djangochained
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Posted by djangochained My father in law got drunk last night and proceeded to tell me he hasn't got laid in 5 years
OMG thats horrible
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:11 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Nothing special. Just my yearly tradition of going around and knocking on people's doors asking if there are any asses that need kicking. Most men say "no, not this year Dick. Maybe next year sport" and close the door with an understanding smile. Did fight Bill McClosky though and he dotted my eye pretty good before he invited me in to sample some of Fancy's breakfast quiche.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:13 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Yep. Nothing to big but granny freaked out because she didn't want us to get her anything and she didn't want us to open presents.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:16 pm to Dick Leverage
Nope, none yet. Then again I am very blessed. I have a great wife, kids, parents, brothers, and In laws.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:19 pm to djangochained
I know how he feels
Been close to a decade for me
Been close to a decade for me
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:20 pm to djangochained
13 years for me...........
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:24 pm to djangochained
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My father in law got drunk last night and proceeded to tell me he hasn't got laid in 5 years
White people problems.
SMDH
This post was edited on 12/25/14 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:25 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
We try to go to a restaurant as opposed to the traditional gathering, but many restaurants close on XMAS, which must be frustrating for Jesus, as he has to miss out on free desserts and the off key happy birthday chorus performed by less than enthusiastic employees as annoyed patrons at nearby tables gaze hatefully but with a hint of envy as they too would enjoy chocolate cake that may have been handled by the gloveless unwashed hands of Carl, the compulsive nose-picker on staff who secretly takes a bite of the uneaten rolls off the bussed plates as he inwardly yearns for a better life but doubts that it will come because he found out the hard way that late night porn surfing and video games instead of studying was a poor life choice, as few colleges of note are interested in admitting those whose academic prowess produced a 1.9 GPA coupled with a 13 ACT, but luckily, Logan's Steakhouse isn't Harvard, and for the foreseeable future he will be tainting John & Katy's first date dessert, but not Jesus', because his birthday is on XMAS, though historically inaccurate because all-night shepherding likely would have ended in September or early October due to the frigid night temperatures thereafter, but there remains the possibility that Jesus could in fact visit Logan's Steakhouse on a day other than XMAS and while his dessert may not be free, it could possibly still be contaminated by the mucous remnants of Carl, unless of course it was his day off, in which case his dessert may contain fecal contaminants instead, as Russel, who works when Carl is off, is known to suffer from chronic hemmorroids, with the symptoms including BOTH burning and itching.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:26 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I started a thread about this for thanksgiving.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:29 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
None for me. I don't participate. I stay home.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:29 pm to OneFifty
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We try to go to a restaurant as opposed to the traditional gathering, but many restaurants close on XMAS, which must be frustrating for Jesus, as he has to miss out on free desserts and the off key happy birthday chorus performed by less than enthusiastic employees as annoyed patrons at nearby tables gaze hatefully but with a hint of envy as they too would enjoy chocolate cake that may have been handled by the gloveless unwashed hands of Carl, the compulsive nose-picker on staff who secretly takes a bite of the uneaten rolls off the bussed plates as he inwardly yearns for a better life but doubts that it will come because he found out the hard way that late night porn surfing and video games instead of studying was a poor life choice, as few colleges of note are interested in admitting those whose academic prowess produced a 1.9 GPA coupled with a 13 ACT, but luckily, Logan's Steakhouse isn't Harvard, and for the foreseeable future he will be tainting John & Katy's first date dessert, but not Jesus', because his birthday is on XMAS, though historically inaccurate because all-night shepherding likely would have ended in September or early October due to the frigid night temperatures thereafter, but there remains the possibility that Jesus could in fact visit Logan's Steakhouse on a day other than XMAS and while his dessert may not be free, it could possibly still be contaminated by the mucous remnants of Carl, unless of course it was his day off, in which case his dessert may contain fecal contaminants instead, as Russel, who works when Carl is off, is known to suffer from chronic hemmorroids, with the symptoms including BOTH burning and itching.
Dude, lay off the eggnog.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:36 pm to OneFifty
That's the longest run-on sentence of all time. We're not worthy!
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