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My 5 yr old girl was scared to go to bed tonight

Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:37 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:37 pm
She was scared about big ole Santa coming in the house in middle of night, was thinking yeah that kind of is a am scary thought.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:38 pm to
you reproduced?
Posted by BayouBandit24
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:38 pm to
I heard he's pretty horny too
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:38 pm to
Time to just be honest with her about santa
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:38 pm to
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you reproduced?


Posted by Arkla Missy
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:39 pm to
He's better than those freaky elves. You don't have one of those shelf ones, do you? Terrifying.
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:40 pm to
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She was scared about big ole Santa coming in the house in middle of night, was thinking yeah that kind of is a am scary thought.


Put down the bottle and comfort your little girl.

Merry Christmas.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:41 pm to
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I heard he's pretty horny too



Dude is talking his 5 year old daughter and you post something sick like this?

What a POS.
Posted by crimsonsaint
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:43 pm to
My 2 yr old nephew already knows Santa isn't real.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:46 pm to
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You don't have one of those shelf ones, do you? Terrifying.


I agree. Those things are disturbing. You know how people move them around different places in their homes? I just imagine waking up, finding it in a different place and realizing none of us touched it.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166135 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:52 pm to
She loves her elf Rachel, she so tiny, Santa is big old and hairy
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:53 pm to
I told my daughter about Santa Claus while she was in utero.

How can you perpetuate such a terrible lie?
Posted by Arkla Missy
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:59 pm to
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I agree. Those things are disturbing. You know how people move them around different places in their homes? I just imagine waking up, finding it in a different place and realizing none of us touched it.

No shite. Reminds me of Chucky. ... Dolls freak me out though - kinda like some people & clowns.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:00 pm to
Thanks for makin that tiger sig pic this past year.

A lot of people said it was the sig pic of the year.
Posted by cattus
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:02 pm to
How would you feel if this guy came in your room on Christmas night, Missy? Terrifying?


Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:10 pm to
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She was scared about big ole Santa coming in the house in middle of night, was thinking yeah that kind of is a am scary thought.




Ask her if she knows why Santa's suit is red.

If she doesn't know, proceed to tell her that ****
Posted by blue_morrison
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:12 pm to
Yeah I would be afraid of santa too if I were in your position

Posted by Arkla Missy
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:12 pm to
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Thanks for makin that tiger sig pic this past year.

A lot of people said it was the sig pic of the year.

You're welcome & thanks. That one was a fun one.
Posted by Arkla Missy
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Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:17 pm to
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How would you feel if this guy came in your room on Christmas night, Missy? Terrifying?

This one? ... Not scary ... At all.


This one, however? ... Yeah, pretty terrifying.


Posted by Bmath
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:19 pm to
Did you tell her that Santa was coming with 6-8 black men?
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