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Official Norad Santa Clause Tracking Thread

Posted on 12/24/14 at 6:34 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 6:34 pm
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Info about the sleigh:


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Designer & Builder K. Kringle & Elves, Inc.
Probable First Flight Dec. 24, 343 A.D.
Home Base North Pole
Length 75 cc (candy canes) / 150 lp (lollipops)
Width 40 cc / 80 lp Height 55 cc / 110 lp Note: Length, width and height are without reindeer
Weight at takeoff 75,000 gd (gumdrops) Passenger weight at takeoff Santa Claus 260 pounds
Weight of gifts at takeoff 60,000 tons Weight at landing 80,000 gd (ice & snow accumulation)
Passenger weight at landing 1,260 pounds Propulsion Nine (9) rp (reindeer power) Armament Antlers (purely defensive) Fuel Hay, oats and carrots (for reindeer) Emissions Classified Climbing speed One "T" (Twinkle of an eye)
Max speed Faster than starlight


Natal, Brazil
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 6:36 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 6:48 pm to

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Posted by foshizzle
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Clause


I think you meant Santa Claus.
Posted by nelatf
NELA
Member since Jan 2011
2296 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:06 pm to
Forgot about the Norad tracker - thank you
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:08 pm to
Norad can't track flights on September 11 but they can track Santa Claus.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:21 pm to
ehh..
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:30 pm to
scrooge

Last Seen Brasília, Brazil
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:32 pm to
Merry Christmas !!!!!!!



Posted by BobBarker
Bompton
Member since Nov 2012
11657 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:33 pm to
We need a Krampus tracker.
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:34 pm to
I called today. Had no idea real people still picked up so i talked to an elf while you online trackers just got jack shite
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:11 pm to
You serious, Clark?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:12 pm to
I'm going shoot it down and steal all the presents
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132211 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:15 pm to
think about all the sad kids
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:17 pm to
santa delivered to north korea. wtf

Santa has just arrived in North America
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:20 pm to
He's in South Carolina already.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:30 pm to
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