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Mariota's Criminal Record according to Tomahawk Nation(FSU board)

Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:38 pm
Posted by lilaznfish123
Arlington, VA
Member since Sep 2013
618 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:38 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:40 pm to
They have a point. Something doesn't smell right about it. Driving 80 in a 55 is very dangerous. Knowing Oregon players, he was probably high and drunk.

It's a shame, really.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42438 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:41 pm to
We're going to take a large dump all over your shitty defense
Posted by Professor Parks
AZ
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1112 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:41 pm to
Obvious troll is obvious, bro
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27226 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

Isn't driving at 80 in a 55 mph zone a bigger criminal offence than forgetting to pay for crab legs? One crime is endangering other people's lives, the other is endangering a dead crab.


WTF?
Posted by lilaznfish123
Arlington, VA
Member since Sep 2013
618 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:44 pm to
I know. It was actually pretty funny haha
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80743 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:45 pm to
That has to be satire right? That can't be serious
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53124 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:51 pm to
"Forgetting" to pay for crab legs. Jesus.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:52 pm to
only criminoles would dig up legal records of opposing teams to try to make themselves feel better
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259525 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:42 am to
Was that a site like the Onion? If that writer was serious, holy shite..
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36646 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:43 am to
Yeah, because speeding is huge compared to rape allegations
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36646 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:44 am to
Sabi, chances FSU beats Oregon?
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:44 am to
Let the record reflect my client was never prosecuted for such crimes due to a lack of evidence.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
83922 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:45 am to
FSU wins by 10.
Posted by lilaznfish123
Arlington, VA
Member since Sep 2013
618 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:59 am to
Nah its FSU's online board. I think it was written as a joke, BUT it would not surprise me too much if the writer was being serious. Some of the things posted on that site like (ACC is a tougher conference than the pac to make themselves feel better) are a joke
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:43 am to
looks like the link doesn't work anymore
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50540 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:46 am to
Linky no worky
Posted by Reames239
Hammond
Member since Sep 2014
676 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:46 am to
Dude... Oregon has a very good chance of winning by like 30 points.


Jameis has looked shite this year. Oregon is going in dry.



And I fricking hate Oregon.
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16399 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:24 am to
quote:

We're going to take a large dump all over your shitty defense


Captain Crablegs better show up in the first half or you'll be so far behind you won't catch up.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 11:25 am
Posted by gatorrocks
Lake Mary, FL
Member since Oct 2007
13969 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:50 am to
To be fair, they have to deflect a lot to remove the distraction of having a ton of criminals on the team.

Gator fans had to do this a lot during the Meyer era.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 11:51 am
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