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re: How should I introduce my GF to my family at Christmas?

Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:42 pm to
Posted by Mac
Forked Island, USA
Member since Nov 2007
14656 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:42 pm to
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I was thinking about just telling them we met through school but I feel they will judge her because of that as well.


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uno student


Makes sense
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90442 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:44 pm to
Turkey creek, they will be thrilled with any girl you bring home that is breathing
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Posted by uno student
Member since Dec 2014
65 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:44 pm to
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Well, your parents sound like judgemental a-holes.

Also, you are obviously trolling.


I kind of wish I was. UNOs science programs are decent but she's a liberal arts major
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:44 pm to
You would give up abusing alcohol for 3 straight days if it meant a guy as handsome as me would take you fly fishing
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116088 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:45 pm to
TD>>Tinder..
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:46 pm to
Why do you have to tell your folks that y'all met off of tinder? Just say you met at school and be done with it.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:47 pm to
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I kind of wish I was. UNOs science programs are decent but she's a liberal arts major

You should confront her about her major and see how smoothly that goes.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:50 pm to
If I was this guy and you were the tinder chick, and I did your family intro plan, I would drop you off in front of some random trailer while you were inside the box and just drive away.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:55 pm to
tell them u met on tinder. all your cousins have prolly seen her on there anyway
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:57 pm to
Make her wait in the car until you're finished.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31437 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:01 pm to
Did someone already say to just take fam to the strip club? Do that.
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42010 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:03 pm to
Your family is probably going to be relieved to know you aren't gay so there shouldn't be any problems.
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:04 pm to
Tell them you met her at the strip joint where she works. After the gasps subside, tell them you're just kidding and that you actually met through tinder. Then you'll hear sighs of relief.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56150 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:07 pm to
Tell them you met in rehab.

I actually said we met at the fat farm. My siblings still joke about that.

If your gonna fess up, make sure to sanitize y'all's profiles.
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:09 pm to
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Yes I go to UNO, but they know I'm a bum and they said I need a girl who will be capable of supporting me



Then lie and say she went to Tulane or LSU or some shite. If you're going to lie about where y'all met, you might as well make it a good lie
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:11 pm to
No shite. Like, the only place to meet someone that is better for parents is church.
Posted by MyNameIsNobody
Member since Dec 2013
1132 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:13 pm to
is she the one in the gray sweet pants? btw a two month lay doesn't really need a "how did you meat?" I mean meet....They will assume you met her in school dum bass...you both go to UNO...

Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5277 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:22 pm to
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Don't say you met her off Tinder. Come up with a story.


I agree with glass
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:31 pm to
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I was thinking about just telling them we met through school but I feel they will judge her because of that as well.


You are obviously a white student at Southern Law School with an inclination for brown sugar....

Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:34 pm to
Literally everyone who just read that judged the hell out of both of you. Leave her at home this Christmas.
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