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re: Best tablet for a 3 yr old?

Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:13 am to
Posted by Reames239
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:13 am to
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e basically uses it for youtube, amazon video, netflix, etc. you know, for kid shows so mommy can still watch her big tv.




And we wonder why kids are so dumb these days. Mom is too busy watching Honey Boo Boo or Montel to interact with the kid. Instead lets just give the kid a tablet to watch dora the explorer on and keep quiet.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:15 am to
Not sure what's worse dating a girl with a 3 year old from another dude or buying said 3 year old a tablet.

Just lol at humans
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:17 am to
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Best tablet for a 3 yr old?

The great outdoors.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22391 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:17 am to
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You wanted to know how. I told you how.



But I only asked so that I could wait for your answer and then inevitably shite on it. Internet.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
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11173 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:17 am to
The irony of a bunch of uber addicted tech nerds telling the parents of a 3 year old how to raise him is delectable.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:36 am to
I'm giving my 2 year old my ipad mini. Almost the entire memory was taken up with Disney movies anyway.

FWIW there are some great apps out there for teaching kids about letters, numbers etc.
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 9:38 am
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22391 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:37 am to
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I'm giving my 2 year old my ipad mini.


I'm shoving an iPhone 6+ up my pregnant wife's vagina.
Posted by Reames239
Hammond
Member since Sep 2014
676 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:57 am to
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I'm shoving an iPhone 6+ up my pregnant wife's vagina.


Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:02 am to
The app Endless ABC is great for little kids. Teaches them letters and pronunciation and spelling while also teaching them how to use touch screen interfaces. A tablet can be an excellent learning device for kids. Its all how you allow them to use it. Its better than sitting them in front of the TV. My son watches his movies on long drives and trips but on the way back from daycare he watches videos to help him learn new words. The alternative is him daydreaming while looking out the window.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25428 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:05 am to
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Don't get your fricking 3 year old a tablet.

Get 'em a see and say for Christ's sake


sure, lets get the 3 year old that learned what a frickin duck looks like and what it says 2 years ago a stupid arse toy that will never be played with.

My 3 year old does puzzles and paints and plays other mind simulating games, mostly trains crap, on the kindle that was for my wife.
I guess you never played Nintendo growing up, just found other things to do that weren't electronic. I remember rock n sock em robots was hours of fun like Mike Tyson Punchout was.
There's nothing wrong with kids becoming tech savvy. it's the world we live in. Just need to teach them not to be like mommy and every other woman on this earth farting around on their phone shopping and facebooking and pinteresting all frickin day.


Tablets can be used as educational tools, not just jack off, candy crush and fagbook/twatter/instashit devices.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:41 am to
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And we wonder why kids are so dumb these days. Mom is too busy watching Honey Boo Boo or Montel to interact with the kid. Instead lets just give the kid a tablet to watch dora the explorer on and keep quiet.
Dumb kids are made by dumb parents. If mom watches Honey Boo Boo, it's probably best that the kid watches Dora on a tablet rather than learn shite from mom.
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:57 am to
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:02 am to
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And we wonder why kids are so dumb these days


Kids these days are 100x smarter with technology than anyone 30 and above at their respective ages.

Hell it wasn't until I was in college that even fricking knowing how to use a computer was socially acceptable. When I was in HS knowing how to program or even connect to the internet via BBS's was a thing people considered that only nerds did.

Today many toddlers know how to use a computer. Dumb parents have existed since the dawn of time. For them it wouldn't matter if they had a tablet, TV or a rock and a stick. Their kid would still come out dumb as a rock.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:18 pm to
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The irony of a bunch of uber addicted tech nerds telling the parents of a 3 year old how to raise him is delectable.



Definitely not what I expected on the tech board. Most of the naysayers here are not regular tech board participants though. Mostly OT trash.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:31 pm to
Really makes me want to start a thread asking how much RAM i should get in the Mac Pro I'm buying for my dog.


ETA: I love the "why don't you get her something that she can learn with" responses. Like tablets aren't world class learning devices. I've taught my 8 year old son the basics of coding with the Hopscotch app. He has a math app that he used to play with all the time and is a big reason why I think he's ahead of most of the kids in his class in mathematics.
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 12:35 pm
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:57 pm to
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My 3 year old does puzzles and paints and plays other mind simulating games, mostly trains crap, on the kindle that was for my wife.

Here's an idea. Give your 2 year old ACTUAL puzzles and paints.


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I guess you never played Nintendo growing up


Of course I did. But there is a big difference between playing nintendo as a 10 year old and buying a 2 year old a $700 ipad.

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There's nothing wrong with kids becoming tech savvy. it's the world we live in. Just need to teach them not to be like mommy and every other woman on this earth farting around on their phone shopping and facebooking and pinteresting all frickin day.


Tablets can be used as educational tools, not just jack off, candy crush and fagbook/twatter/instashit devices.


Go ahead and buy your 2 year old an ipad for "educational" reasons. I'm sure they will grow up to have an excellent attention span.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 1:11 pm to
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Here's an idea. Give your 2 year old ACTUAL puzzles and paints.
Do you have any kids?
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Of course I did. But there is a big difference between playing nintendo as a 10 year old and buying a 2 year old a $700 ipad.
Yeah, the difference is video games are just games, while there are tons of educational apps for tablets. Also OP specifically mentioned a tablet that costs less than $200.
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Go ahead and buy your 2 year old an ipad for "educational" reasons. I'm sure they will grow up to have an excellent attention span.
Didn't you suggest a See 'n Say? It doesn't get much more mind-numbing than that for a 3 year old.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 1:32 pm to
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But there is a big difference between playing nintendo as a 10 year old and buying a 2 year old a $700 ipad.


That 1985 Nintendo would cost the equivalent of $600 today. And it didn't have the ability to teach you shite unless you consider shooting a duck with an orange light gun productive.

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Go ahead and buy your 2 year old an ipad for "educational" reasons


I'm not buying my 2 year anything. My iPad mini is being replaced by a Samsung Galaxy tab S 8.4 so I can have expandable memory. So throwing the iPad in a protective case and letting the son have it.
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 1:35 pm
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 1:36 pm to
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Of course I did. But there is a big difference between playing nintendo as a 10 year old and buying a 2 year old a $700 ipad.


I don't think many people are going to advocate spending that on a tablet for a toddler, but there are plenty of tablets in more reasonable price ranges with a variety of educational uses. But there's no such thing as moderation, is there? It's all 2 year olds with excessive tech hardware spending all day long glued to a screen with no educational value or parent interaction. Couldn't possibly be just one of many tools for teaching, learning, and occasional respite among an arsenal of resources that parents didn't always have but would've absolutely used had they existed. Nah. All or nothing, right?

Every generation bitches about the parenting and recreational habits of the generation next in line, failing to even attempt to draw any similarities in their own childhoods. If they didn't do it as a child, no child should do it. Because they turned out fine, right? Sort of judgemental a-hole-ish, but otherwise fine.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 1:39 pm to
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Do you have any kids?

Nope. If I did I certainly wouldn't buy them a tablet.

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eah, the difference is video games are just games, while there are tons of educational apps for tablets. Also OP specifically mentioned a tablet that costs less than $200.

If you want to let your kid play an educational game put it on your tablet and supervise them while they play. No reason to waste your money buying a two year old their own tablet.

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Didn't you suggest a See 'n Say? It doesn't get much more mind-numbing than that for a 3 year old.


Yeah it does. Its called a tablet. Don't buy your two year old a tablet.
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