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re: OT Stand Ups -- Need Some Dumb Jokes To Cheer a Friend

Posted on 12/21/14 at 6:19 pm to
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Did you DVR the Saints game? I can't think of a better joke of the day


The whole season
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
9212 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:04 pm to
What do a baby and a bag of cocaine have in common?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

What do a baby and a bag of cocaine have in common? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.


It's " how are they different"
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:09 pm to
What does the karate kid drink before each match???

WAAAA-TAAAAA!!!!
(In Bruce Lee voice)
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107397 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:12 pm to
your mother is so fat they call her clorox
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:13 pm to
What do you call a fish with no eyes?



FSHHHHH
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:14 pm to
Haha, lol, lolzzz


Is that sucking your e-dick enough?
This post was edited on 12/21/14 at 7:16 pm
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25468 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:15 pm to
Why did the LSU fan cross the road?

He was stapled to a chicken.

Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:17 pm to
Yea She needs to get a life.... Haha now that's a good joke!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

Both crews were marooned!
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:18 pm to
Your on a roll....
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

You're* on a roll

Just call me butter!

Ok that was pretty bad
Posted by Hope Seternal
parts unknown
Member since Nov 2012
577 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:37 pm to
When I told my wife that I thought she was painting her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.
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