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re: What's the best advice anyone has given you regarding women?
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:10 am to TigersSEC2010
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:10 am to TigersSEC2010
Avoid those who mistake their vaginas for their brains.
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Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:38 am to Tigerwaffe
"God ain't made a man that could stand up to the power that lays between a woman's thighs. The hold that little cooter has on a man's life is unbreakable. It can bring a strong man to his knees." - Prentiss Ritter
LC
LC
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:44 am to TigersSEC2010
If they own and or love cats they are unable to have children.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:45 am to TigersSEC2010
That the best word to describe them is: Mercurial.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:46 am to TigersSEC2010
"If you ever get the urge to get married, fight it."
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:48 am to TigersSEC2010
'yeah, Im happy with your momma, and you boys. But I would have been one happy son of a bitch if I had never met her or yall"
It think my Dad was telling me that you make a choice to be happy and don't let a woman determine it.
It think my Dad was telling me that you make a choice to be happy and don't let a woman determine it.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:13 am to TigersSEC2010
Stay sway from a woman who wants to hyphenate her last name after getting married.
Don't ask women anything about dating.
Don't ask women anything about dating.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:20 am to weagle99
Pick your battles
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:25 am to TigersSEC2010
The way I treat my wife in front of my daughter is how my daughter will desire to be treated as she gets older.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:26 am to thekid
Stay away from women that are into Disney.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:28 am to Sentrius
quote:
Women are not laying in the tub right now letting the water hit the pink parts dreaming about a gun nut who's playing Rainbow Six in his mom's basement.
Truth
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:52 pm to RoyalBaby
Lot of truth in that long post. Should be required reading for teenage males.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 1:38 pm to TigersSEC2010
poker in the front, liquor in the rear
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:04 pm to TigersSEC2010
'Never have anything in your life that you can't walk out on in thirty seconds flat, if you spot the heat coming around the corner.'
and
'You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.'
and
'You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.'
This post was edited on 12/21/14 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:10 pm to TigersSEC2010
Always wrap up when navigating the red river
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:11 pm to LSU1NSEC
You like eating butt?
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:13 pm to TigersSEC2010
Don't try to understand women.
Women understand women, and they all fricking hate each other
Women understand women, and they all fricking hate each other
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:14 pm to TigersSEC2010
"If you want to be a king who rules for a long time, you better pick the right queen. If you want to be a king who rules for a short time, pick the wrong queen."
My dad said that when I thought I was in love with this crazy chick. It made me think long term about the women I was dating.
My dad said that when I thought I was in love with this crazy chick. It made me think long term about the women I was dating.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:17 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
Can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
A hoe gone be a hoe regardless.
A hoe gone be a hoe regardless.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:39 pm to Retro
quote:
Can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
A hoe gone be a hoe regardless.
Words to live by right here, fellas.
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