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re: Is it true if she smokes she pokes??

Posted on 12/20/14 at 6:33 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 6:33 pm to
I can't think of one female that smoked that I didn't poke if I wanted to. And it was always fairly pretty quick. So smoking is a great indication if the female is a whore.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112204 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 6:36 pm to
Good high school rule


After freshman year in college the rule is "if she's a chick, she pokes"
Posted by SpiderY2Bannana
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
474 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 6:53 pm to
yup
they also have an oral fixation if ya smell what I'm cookin
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 7:13 pm to
When I was in the 6th grade... a long long time ago, this was semi-true.

But that was way before having a baby-mama was a sign of manhood.

Ask me if I'm happy I'm not you?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 7:15 pm to
All women poke
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 7:41 pm to
If she doesn't like food to touch on her plate, she can't frick very good
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 7:42 pm to
Smoking is bad for her health!
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5112 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:07 pm to
Damn straight. The nursechick I hooked up with smoked like a ghetto arse bitch
Posted by Cruiserhog
Little Rock
Member since Apr 2008
10460 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

s it true if she smokes she pokes??


she also smells like a goddamn ashtray and her breath is fricking gross.
Posted by ToulatownTiger
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
4597 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

If she doesn't like food to touch on her plate, she can't frick very good


I only have one case, but it was true to this statement.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Member since May 2012
55547 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:21 pm to
smokes what?
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17035 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:31 pm to
Liqueur in the front poker in the rear.
Posted by Monk
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
3660 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:51 pm to
In high school, mostly yes.
Posted by PaBon
UPT 17th W/D
Member since Sep 2014
1886 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:11 pm to
Most of the loose women I've had relations with, in the past, keep a box of cigarettes on their person and indulge when they see fit.

smoking is a clear indication of bad decisions 'bout to touchdown.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:14 pm to
Smokes and ink are sure bets, don't even have to try.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37133 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:28 pm to
Her cooch gonna smell like an ashtray
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
2976 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Is it true if she smokes she pokes??


Yes. Your pecker will be the fourth grossest thing that is rammed down her throat this week. Think about it
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:31 pm to
They all poke at some point.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:33 pm to
I used to work with this country guy who said that if a chick wore red shoes she was a whore.

Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14942 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:34 pm to
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Is she has ink, you get the pink.



If she wears a nightgown, she'll take you to brown town.
This post was edited on 12/21/14 at 12:31 am
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