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Police Taser Monkey After Chocolate-fuelled Bender

Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:26 pm


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French police had to use a stun gun to take down an aggressive monkey that was running amok in a Marseilles neighbourhood, its rampage fuelled in part by chocolate given to it by children, according to a report from a French newspaper.

The North African macaque was the subject of more than a dozen calls to police in the Castellanne neighbourhood — including one report that it scratched children at a local elementary school — over the last few weeks, according to La Provence.

Police say the animal was being fed Kinder chocolates by local children.


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Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:27 pm to
Hands Up, Don't Shoot
Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:28 pm to
I open this thread with serious caution... Then saw it was an actual monkey...carry on..

Oh an the French are assholes
This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 1:30 pm
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:29 pm to
I love Kinder eggs, but that chocolate is pretty gross. I can't blame them for feeding it to a monkey.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:31 pm to
didn't know France had Monkeys
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:32 pm to
He can't breathe
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:33 pm to
I am literally lol'ing over here at this article. This is hilarious to me.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:34 pm to
The title made me
Posted by etm512
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:37 pm to
Meanwhile, in Marseilles

Posted by RB10
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:44 pm to
Sorry for partying?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

fuelled
Where are we? In fricking England? ...You better get your shite organised.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

Where are we? In fricking England? ...


The story is from France actually.

quote:

.You better get your shite organised.


Can I organise it by colour?
Posted by yankeeundercover
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Can I organise it by colour?
You can choose by whichever is your favourite.
Posted by FT
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:57 pm to
FISH AND CHIPS

am i doing it right?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:02 pm to
Well then. Let's put another monkey on the barbie...
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:02 pm to
that picture
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

You can choose by whichever is your favourite.


Maybe I'll go to the shoppe and see what flavours they have....
Posted by FT
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:07 pm to
beef eaters
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

beef eaters
Posted by WaltTeevens
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:14 pm to
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