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Let's post our ideas for a movie about North Korea
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:07 pm
Post your idea for a movie based on North Korea. 
"Forbidden Rove"
Kim Jong Un falls down a well and is saved by a Collie named Rassie. The Supreme Leader falls madly in love with his canine hero. They hide their secret love affair for years. Their love is tested when Rassie challenges the accepted practice of using dogs as a food source.
The Supreme Leader must decide between his love of dog arse and the love that his people have for the taste of dog meat. Kim bans the use of dogs as a food source and it sparks a revolution. Kim and Rassie go out like Thelma and Louise as Kim drives off a cliff. Tragically, Kim lives and he is dragged through the streets and hung Mussolini style. Fade to black.
"Forbidden Rove"
Kim Jong Un falls down a well and is saved by a Collie named Rassie. The Supreme Leader falls madly in love with his canine hero. They hide their secret love affair for years. Their love is tested when Rassie challenges the accepted practice of using dogs as a food source.
The Supreme Leader must decide between his love of dog arse and the love that his people have for the taste of dog meat. Kim bans the use of dogs as a food source and it sparks a revolution. Kim and Rassie go out like Thelma and Louise as Kim drives off a cliff. Tragically, Kim lives and he is dragged through the streets and hung Mussolini style. Fade to black.
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Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:10 pm to 12
It should be a gay porn featuring Kim Jong il and un
And Kim il sung
Have a cowboy frick the dear leader right in the arse
And Kim il sung
Have a cowboy frick the dear leader right in the arse
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:12 pm to 12
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:12 pm to 12
I would like to see a film about those folks that defected and crossed the demilitarized zone.
Those stories are fricking powerful and horrifying.
Those stories are fricking powerful and horrifying.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:16 pm to 12
Much like the dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, north Korea allows its citizens to watch "Dallas", so it's countrymen can see the evil ways that money and greed can corrupt.
In turn the citizens uprise as they did in Romania, and take their leader, put him in the center of the country naked, chained and bent over for all to come and slam his a-hole with anything they want till he is dead.
In turn the citizens uprise as they did in Romania, and take their leader, put him in the center of the country naked, chained and bent over for all to come and slam his a-hole with anything they want till he is dead.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:48 pm to 12
Honestly, if Warner Bros had some balls, they should commission 3 Looney Tunes shorts. 1 would feature Bugs Bunny, 1 with Daffy Duck, and the last one with both of them where they take the wrong turn at Albuquerque and land in North Korea. Kim Jong Un should be treated as nothing more than a Looney Tunes character, since that's all he really is. That's also why I'm so insulted by this is we let Emperor Fudd get the best of us. The man should be mocked gloriously, and who better than the Bugs and Daffy? The concept is simple in the fact Kim wants roasted Rabbit or Duck, and then hilarity ensues. Hell, being back Yacko, Wakko, and Dot and let them go to town on him as well.
And I really hope Matt and Trey go after Kim when they get back. You know that they're foaming at the mouth really to just go back to the studio just to make one episode mocking Un, but then again they answer to the stupidest and biggest bunch of raging pussies in Hollywood, Viacom. Seriously, someone needs to burn that company to the ground and start over with their best franchises.
And I really hope Matt and Trey go after Kim when they get back. You know that they're foaming at the mouth really to just go back to the studio just to make one episode mocking Un, but then again they answer to the stupidest and biggest bunch of raging pussies in Hollywood, Viacom. Seriously, someone needs to burn that company to the ground and start over with their best franchises.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:50 pm to 12
Parker and Stone said something a few years ago about a biographical account of Kim Jong Il based on all the stories he tells. It would be him shooting 18 straight holes in one the first time he played golf, dunking on Jordan, and what ever other crap he told people and star Ken Jeong. I think they were just screwing around but I'd watch that movie.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:56 pm to Brosef Stalin
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It would be him shooting 18 straight holes in one the first time he played golf, dunking on Jordan
To be fair, he actually only shot a 34, not 18. The man isn't God or anything, jeez!
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:59 pm to OMLandshark
Still not bad for his first time. The dude had all kinds of crazy stories about himself. It would make for a great movie.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 8:03 pm to 12
I just want to see an hour and a half montage of Kim Jong Un dying in hundreds of different ways. Kinda like Edge of Tomorrow, but no plot. Just him dying in the most creative ways you can think of.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 8:18 pm to Brosef Stalin
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Parker and Stone said something a few years ago about a biographical account of Kim Jong Il based on all the stories he tells.
Holy sh#t. Please let this happen.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 8:24 pm to Backinthe615
Posted on 12/18/14 at 9:21 pm to Brosef Stalin
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