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Does Siri not understand shite you say?

Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:31 pm
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32600 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:31 pm
Or whatever voice horseshite y'all use on your phone.


I know people who only text using the voice command crap. Siri doesn't get half the shite right whenever I attempt to use this feature. Maybe it's my accent, but I try to talk slowly and really enunciate my words in my best "plain old American accent" and the bullshite just doesn't work for me.

Anyone else have this issue? 1st world problems.....
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:36 pm to
Siri is kind of a bitch tbh
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:42 pm to
She understands me, mush mouth. But then again, I have the language skills of a King.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:43 pm to
I never am having the problem described,
It would please me for you to be reviewing a sample of my social intercourse with her:
Dearest Siri:
I am thanking you in advance for taking my dictation.
The having of voice recognition technology is truly problem-solving.
Pleasing you would bring me great joy.
I remain steadfastly and eternally as in your debt-
My Excellency a Verizon Wireless Subscriber


Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:43 pm to
Siri types boy as baw where I live.
Posted by The First Cut
Member since Apr 2012
13943 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:44 pm to
Update to the latest OS for a jorts setting.
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:46 pm to
She's a bitch
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:56 pm to
Gotta keep using it for her to get used to the way you say things. Start dictating texts and emails and eventually she'll stop being a retard.
Posted by coonass27
shreveport
Member since Mar 2008
3620 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:57 pm to
Siri and sync are both counts. Siri I can understand maybe mixing some shite up buy Sync not being able to understand NO is fricking aggravating.

On star is a hoot though. I tried getting to our hotel in stark-Vegas a few years ago and after about 10 min. Akbar tells me he can't understand me. I said "I can't understand you either ".
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:57 pm to
Other than sports scores on the fly, she is useless.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32089 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:57 pm to
I've found that Siri is useless.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:59 pm to
Ask her "Where can I dump a body?". She'll give you a practical answer.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:08 pm to
Google voice works perfectly. Will even pick up random words, with any accent. It is amazing how much better than Siri it works.

Sucks to be a fanboi, don't it?
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37133 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:09 pm to
Siri doesn't understand shite I say, but the text to speech does great.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57444 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:09 pm to
I forget Siri is even an option on my iPhone's
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14410 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:09 pm to
She calls me Batman
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:12 pm to
Regardless of where you are on the apple-android debate, Google Now just fricking pummels Siri
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57444 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:12 pm to
And it starts...
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

And it starts...



Eh it's true. I type this from my MacBook Pro, if that helps.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89476 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:13 pm to
I guess Siri quit on Nonk Chauz a long time ago, yeah?

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