re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?

That they had come out with a new car that ran on water.

On a trip to Houston, my wife's best friend saw a sign at a convenience store next to the Interstate that read, "No Semis" and complained that she hated that all the signs in Texas were in Spanish.

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That the civil war was in the 1900's can't remember exactly the date she said though but obviously she's not even in the right century

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are you sure that she didn't say 19th century and you are the stupid one?

During dental school I was with a girl for 2.5 years, and it took her 7 years to make it out of Southeastern - and was one letter grade in one class away from not meeting the minimum gpa to graduate. Not the brightest woman I've been with. She was a MAJOR prude and didn't know a thing about sex. After months and months (yeah, I was that desperate), eventually I got a little finger action and was flicking her bean when she suddenly stopped me and kind of freaked out. After drawing out an explanation, she apparently was starting to have an orgasm, didn't know what it was, and thought she was getting pregnant or something. On another occasion, she was late for her period and I had to take her for a pregnancy test. We had never had sex. And trust me when I say she wasn't with anyone else. Now, she was at Southeastern while I was living in da Parish and going to dental school, so a few times a week I drove all the way to Hammond to see her (did I mention I was that desperate?). I had a text book at home from a sex ed class I had taken at UNO a few years earlier, and eventually I had to bring the sex ed book, pick her up and go park at the drive-in, and spend an hour teaching her the basics - the BASICS - of human sexuality. She was around 26 at this time. No lie.

I asked Jones if blimps were tied to the ground or a building with rope

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Asked me to pick up amroire for her. I was by myself and it weighed over 400lbs.

She says "it looked light in the picture"

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Reminds me... my wife bought an armoire that was CLEARLY too big to go into the room she bought it for. In fact, it was clearly too big to go through any door inside the house. Her idea? Have somebody take a window out... and all the brick around it and enlarge the hole, move the armoire into where she wanted and then fix it back. Uhh.... honey... sorry... choose a new armoire.

Girl I dated my Sr. year of HS. She was smart as hell from a intelligence stand point but with that had zero common sense and was also quite gullible.

Driving down the road at night. This road had the yellow reflectors down the center stripe.

Me: Notice the yellow lights on the road?.
Her: Yeah
Me: I know how to turn them off.
Her: Really? (Knew I had her at this point)
Me: Yeah, Watch this. (I ease over so my tire is hitting the reflectors.)
Me: Now look behind us. (She turns around and sees no more yellow lights)
Her: (Mouth agape) I never knew you could do that!

Another time while we were out on the road, this time it was daytime and raining. The road we were on had a lot of trees hanging over the road thus creating slight pauses in the rain as we drove under each tree.

Me: Notice the short little pauses in the rain?
Her: Yeah
Me: Know what causes that?
Her: No, what? (I've got her again)
Me: The pauses are caused by the spaces in between the rain clouds.
Her: Wow, I never thought of that. (once again, mouth agape)


Another time I go over to her house. She and her mom had been out hitting yard sales. She was showing me everything she'd bought. One item she held up was a small bed sheet with the profile of a rooster in the middle.

Her: Do you like this sheet I bought?
Me: I do, but that's not a sheet. That's a flag.
Her: A flag? What kind of flag? (Once again the hook is set)
Me: That's the flag of the Rooster Republic.
Her: The Rooster Republic? I've never heard of it.
Me: Yeah, it's a small island country in the Caribbean very close to the Banana Republic.
Her: Oh, OK. I' know about the Banana Republic, I've got one of their shirts.

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I went on a couple dates with a girl, and she told me that "her cat thinks that he is a real person." That was the last date we went on.

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I think we might be eskimo brothers.

Was in the student center one day when the space shuttle was up and the girl I was dating at the time asked if the shuttle had windshield wipers. And when I asked why, she said "Because it is raining outside and they won't be able to see."

In my attempt to explain that it didn't matter at the time because there is no rain in space, she acted like I was trying to say the world is flat. Poor girl. Not the smartest in the shed but man could she frick!