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re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?

Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
6931 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:06 pm to
I didn't get chicken pox as a kid because I grew up in the suburbs and not a farm.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:06 pm to
While we are talking about dumb things women say...

A study was done on the draw bridge in Houma. Found that some of the openings were due to the antennas being a few feet too high on the tug boats...a councilwoman suggested digging the bottom deeper under the bridge
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45719 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:07 pm to
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chicken pox

*pops
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:08 pm to
I dated a girl in h.s. who thought buffalos were extinct.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45719 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:10 pm to
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I dated a girl in h.s. who thought buffalos were extinct

that can't be true...hasn't she ever eaten any of their awesome wings?
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116076 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:11 pm to
Dating dumb women... Did it once, never again.

Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:12 pm to
I knew a girl in college who swore she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. Her stated reason was because of her strong faith in Jesus Christ. She did stay a virgin until marriage, when she married a Jew and converted to Orthodox Judaism.
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 7:18 pm
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45719 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:13 pm to
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Dating dumb women... Did it once, never again

Life's too short to deal with that much stupidity
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45150 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:14 pm to
"What is catfish? Sounds sketchy."
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:15 pm to
At an LSU game and she asks me what balloon means. I said, "What"? And she pointed to scoreboard and I saw "Ball On" as in what yard line.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:15 pm to
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that can't be true...hasn't she ever eaten any of their awesome wings?


hey NoHo

I'm just thankful that someone removes their wings when they are born
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20180 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:21 pm to
At a Saints game.."where is the yellow first down line"?
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:22 pm to
One girl, upon looking at the clouds in the night sky, said "Look at all those galaxies". She thought clouds were galaxies.

Another girl always wanted to visit the "Sixteen Chapel". She meant "Sistine".
Same chick would use the word "phantom" instead of "fathom" as in "I can't even phantom that".

I get angry just thinking about it.
Posted by LSU4lyfe
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2003
7800 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:24 pm to
I want to live somewhere with four seasons.

"Well they have one in Hawaii"
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141566 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

At a Saints game.."where is the yellow first down line"?
LINK

quote:

First-down line coming to NFL stadiums?

Associated Press 5:02 p.m. EST January 23, 2013

Football fans watching NFL games on TV have grown accustomed to the imaginary first-down stripe that runs across the field. The league is considering the possibility of making that line a reality at stadiums.

Story Highlights
Fans watching NFL games on television are aided by a yellow line that indicates the first-down yardage
Alan Amron is trying to provide the line for in-stadium fans by using a laser
The NFL is not sold on the idea yet, but is "open to further discussion," a spokesman said
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:26 pm to
Oh I will win this thread....a girl I was with for like 6 years had the all-time best quotes ever. One time I said something about Barack and she asked who he was. When I said he was the president she said, " I thought Obama was the president?"

Another time we were driving by Camp Pendleton and there was a sign that said "tourist information" and she said "why would they give tourists information when they want to attack us, especially after 9/11 and by an army base.".....that was when I had to teach her the difference between a tourist and a terrorist.

I also liked whenever we were on the 405 in L.A. and coming down the hill into the valley the traffic always would slow to a crawl. Her question always was "I hate when people drive slow down an incline, why can't they figure it out". She was hot, a total sweetheart, and had a 4.0 in college but goddamn some of the shite that came out her mouth made me like
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13604 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:27 pm to
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quote:
I dated a girl in h.s. who thought buffalos were extinct

that can't be true...hasn't she ever eaten any of their awesome wings?
uhhh... I don't eat buffalo.
Posted by DakotaFred
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
26 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:28 pm to
Asked me at an LSU baseball game "What do the players do when they have to pee?"

I said, "See the ones bending over the bench with their hands on the wall?" I laugh and don't think about it again

Two or three games later she says "I really can't believe they just pee in the dugout like that!"

Posted by Nagler
College Station
Member since Apr 2012
115 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:28 pm to
We were standing in a group the first year back from college at my house and one of my buddies had a stress fracture in his foot, so he had told my parents about it. Well not 3 seconds after mentioning it my friends girlfriend dead serious goes

"wait you can get a fracture from to much stress, I think i need to go to the doctor to get a check up"

Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10521 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Littering is juvenile narcissism


This one is true.
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