re: The 2014 Soccer Board 2 Chainz True arse, No Lie Awards*: Nominations

This thread is now a shite talking shite show

Of course my thread was the best

I think canal builders was what panama was.
Also, I just found this image again.

Dammit I had just found it too. 3rd row starts us off. It's hilarious from there.

It's better to start reading around page 16 or 17. That's where we really start rooting against ourselves and then on 17 Panama scores.

page 16

Some earlier posts from page 14 when Boyd came on and we were hoping to lose:

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Nooo Boyd loves America too much, he's going to score!

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Jozy off for Boyd.

Bicycle attempts [engaged] not engaged

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On page 12 people are demanding that a penalty be called against Bedoya

Lost in the shuffle of the meltdown was this post from HottyToddy7

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This is my first time seeing Aron and holy shite. We are deep as frick up top now.

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If only...

CLUB LEVEL
Best Team: Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, Chelsea
Most Entertaining Team: Real Madrid, Olympique Marseille, Manchester United, Rayo Vallecano
Most Underrated Team: Roma, Southampton, Atletico Madrid, Villarreal, N/A
Most Disappointing Team: Manchester United, Borussia Dortmund, Chelsea, N/A
Match of the Year: Chelsea 2, PSG 0 (2nd Leg, 2013-14 UCL Quarterfinals); Manchester City 2, Liverpool 0 (April 2014); Arsenal 3, Hull City 2 (2013-14 FA Cup Final), N/A
Manager of the Year: Diego Simeone, Ben Olsen, David Moyes, Ancelotti
Biggest Upset: MK Dons 4, Manchester United 0 (2014-15 Capital One Cup), N/A

INTERNATIONAL LEVEL
Best Team: Germany, Argentina
Most Entertaining Team: Chile, Colombia, The Netherlands, Brazil
Most Underrated Team: The Netherlands, Colombia, Costa Rica, N/A
Most Disappointing Team: Spain, England, Brazil, N/A
Match of the Year: Brazil 1 (3), Chile 1 (2) (2014 FIFA World Cup Round of 16); Germany 7, Brazil 1 (2014 FIFA World Cup Semifinal), N/A
Manager of the Year: Miguel Herrera, Jurgen Klinsmann, Jorge Luis Pinto, N/A
Biggest Upset: Chile 2, Spain 0 (2014 FIFA World Cup Group Stage); Costa Rica 1, Italy 0 (2014 FIFA World Cup Group Stage); The Netherlands 5, Spain 1 (2014 FIFA World Cup Group Stage), 7-1 Ger v. Br bc of the scoreline

PLAYERS
Best Player: Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, James Rodriguez, Phillip Lahm, Diego Costa
Worst Player: Glen Johnson, Dejan Lovren, N/A
Most Underrated Player: Cesc Fabregas, Mehdi Benatia, Thomas Muller, Cesar Azpilicueta, Raul Garcia
Most Overrated Player: Manuel Neuer, David Luiz, Sergio Ramos, N/A
Best Player Purchase: Cesc Fabregas (Chelsea), Angel Di Maria (Manchester United), Alexis Sanchez (Arsenal), Nemanja Matic (Chelsea), Diego Costa
Worst Player Purchase: Mario Balotelli (Liverpool), Eddie Johnson (D.C. United), David Luiz (PSG), N/A
Best Player Not Yet at a Big Club: Raheem Sterling, Juan Cuadrado, Marco Reus, Memphis Depay, Griezmann (if doesn't count, Vela)
Best U-21 Player: Raheem Sterling, Romelu Lukaku, Gedion Zelalem, N/A
Best Keeper: Thibaut Courtois, Tim Howard, Manuel Neuer, Navas
Best Defender: John Terry, Diego Godin, Phillip Lahm, Cesar Azpilicueta, Pepe
Best Midfielder: Luka Modric, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Nemanja Matic, Kroos
Best Forward: Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Benz, Messi
Goal of the Year: James Rodriguez's Volley vs. Uruguay, Robin van Persie's Header vs. Spain, Jack Wilshere's Finish vs. Norwich City, Hernandez (Celta) v. Atletico

POSTERS
The Wenger (Most Intelligent): RandySavage, Sheep, wm72, crazy4lsu
The Ferguson (Tenured Poster that Never Goes Down Without a Fight): StraightCashHomey21, TN Bhoy, N/A
The Ferguson, MO (Topic that dominated the SB in 2014): Landon Donovan vs. Jurgen Klinsmann, Jurgen vs. the World
The MLS All-Star (The Champion of the Soccer Board and Europe, Best All-Around Poster): Sheep, joey barton, Friend of OBUDan, S, WSE
The Leeds (The Poster You Want to Make a Comeback on the Board): nickhole5, Leauxgan, Tweezy, N/A
The Donovan (Most Well-Liked Poster): WarSlamEagle, glassman, S, N/A
The Marquez (Most Disliked Poster): Senora Ramos, TN Bhoy, N/A
The Aguero (Best Poster from a Rival Club, But You Still Kinda Like Them): PTBob, BleedPurpleGold, WarSlamEagle, StraightCashHomey21, N/A
The Morgan/Wambach/Torres (Best Female/???/Metro Poster): thenry712, N/A
The StuBear (Male Poster You Have a Man-Crush On or a Bromance With): hendersonshands, N/A
The Uno-Cero (Best Board Moment of the Year): John Anthony Brooks' Goal vs. Ghana, Mexico's Almost Meltdown + Zusi's Goal, The USMNT WC Roster Release Day, N/A
The Swagotelli (poster you feel could slay the most pu- er, pen-, uhh.. you know?): S, N/A
The Finn (Poster You Would Most Like to Get Slammed with While Watching Footy): S, N/A
The Swansea (Best New Poster on the Board, Registered 2013 or Later): PeepleHeppinBidness, jackwoods4, N/A
The Chastain (Dumbest Poster): cwil177, TN Bhoy, Dalosaqy, mynamebowl, N/A
The Derby (Best Argument Series Between Posters): StraightCashHomey21 vs. Liverpool Fans on Spending, StraightCashHomey21 vs. Manchester City Fans on Attendance, Broski + VKC vs. The Anti-Donovanites, TN Bhoy vs. Everyone on the SPL, N/A

N/A'd what I didn't feel like nominating for. Nominated some things just because I thought that they should be included.

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Thread of the year

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I totally forgot about Golfer's constant trolling during the World Cup and how much of a fricking G I was in that thread.

My post quality has certainly taken a turn for the worst since.

frick I need to start posting regularly again.

I suck.

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That a regular like myself can't be nominated is a testament to how far I've fallen.

In other news, I'm porking a chick and she insists on no anal. How do I get anal? Thanks.

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I can't help you with number 2 (lol) but as to the first thing, I realized doing mine there are way too many posters here now and I forgot 95 percent of them. The only ones I remmebered are ones I've interacted with recently.

Honestly, 90% of the time I read the post without seeing who the poster is.

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But but but Randy thinks I'm dumb

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Dumb probably isn't the right adjective but there wasn't an option for whiniest b.

You've been better lately though I will say.