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FL man thrown out house by his mother for watching porn. He beats it.

Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:21 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:21 am
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Anthony Smith said his mom won’t let him watch porn in the house.

“Instead, he goes outside nude and walks around hoping that someone will see him,” an arrest affidavit states.


That’s what Smith, 21, told Martin County Sheriff’s deputies Nov. 14 when they went to the 1900 block of Southeast Monroe Street in Stuart for a report of a nude dude.

Two people shortly after 1 p.m. said they saw Smith standing in his yard. He had no clothes on and was masturbating.

When a sheriff’s lieutenant pulled up, he noticed Smith “bending down naked in the driveway.”

“The suspect then stood up and ran back to his home next door,” the affidavit states.

He went inside and got dressed.

He told deputies his mother won’t let him watch pornography in the house. He said he walks around naked outside and hopes someone sees him, saying it’s a “high.”

It may not have been a “high” for Smith to be taken to jail.
Posted by gamecocks22
SC
Member since Dec 2012
4913 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:22 am to
Im gonna miss my neighbor.
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:24 am to
Y'all don't do that?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24682 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:24 am to
It's time for the eradication of dumbasses in our country. Life for us normal folks would be much better.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64376 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:24 am to
Well the good news for him is now that he's homeless he can get free handjobs.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38719 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:29 am to
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nude dude.


"Rude crude dude, bag of old dog food"

Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7185 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:30 am to
All of the prison sex he can handle.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:30 am to
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FL man thrown out house by his mother for watching porn. He beats it.


Not really.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:31 am to
what a jerk off
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13412 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:31 am to
on gutter.com again?
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