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FL man thrown out house by his mother for watching porn. He beats it.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:21 am
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:21 am
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Anthony Smith said his mom won’t let him watch porn in the house.
“Instead, he goes outside nude and walks around hoping that someone will see him,” an arrest affidavit states.
That’s what Smith, 21, told Martin County Sheriff’s deputies Nov. 14 when they went to the 1900 block of Southeast Monroe Street in Stuart for a report of a nude dude.
Two people shortly after 1 p.m. said they saw Smith standing in his yard. He had no clothes on and was masturbating.
When a sheriff’s lieutenant pulled up, he noticed Smith “bending down naked in the driveway.”
“The suspect then stood up and ran back to his home next door,” the affidavit states.
He went inside and got dressed.
He told deputies his mother won’t let him watch pornography in the house. He said he walks around naked outside and hopes someone sees him, saying it’s a “high.”
It may not have been a “high” for Smith to be taken to jail.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:22 am to arseinclarse
Im gonna miss my neighbor.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:24 am to arseinclarse
It's time for the eradication of dumbasses in our country. Life for us normal folks would be much better.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:24 am to arseinclarse
Well the good news for him is now that he's homeless he can get free handjobs.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:29 am to arseinclarse
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nude dude.
"Rude crude dude, bag of old dog food"
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:30 am to Darth_Vader
All of the prison sex he can handle.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:30 am to arseinclarse
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FL man thrown out house by his mother for watching porn. He beats it.
Not really.
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