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Cashing a $450,000 check doesn't go as planned

Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:35 pm
Posted by weadjust
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:35 pm
OXFORD – An Oxford woman was jailed after she attempted to cash a large check that was not hers.
According to Maj. Jeff McCutchen of the Oxford Police Department, investigators charged Candace Malone, 27, with felony uttering a forgery, when she attempted to cash a $450,000 check that belonged to someone else.
During her initial appearance, Malone’s bond was set at $5,000.




So many questions:
1. Really did she think they were just going to count out almost 1/2 million there on the counter?
2. How much does that much cash weigh?


Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:36 pm to
Hope she doesnt lose her job over this, tough to find work out there these days.
Posted by TheSeer
The multiverse
Member since Dec 2014
320 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:36 pm to
That's a dude.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

2. How much does that much cash weigh?


Less than her, by appearances..
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

2. How much does that much cash weigh?



Under 10 pounds
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25909 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:37 pm to
If the check is made out to Jim Smith don't sign it Candace Malone. Kudos though as she might have made it if it wasn't for this small error on her part.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:37 pm to
She went all in. Respect.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55970 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

She went all in. Respect.


yep...ole guh was swingin for the fence on that one...
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:39 pm to
I bet her lips weigh more than the cash would have.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

I bet her lips weigh more than the cash would have.



duh
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:41 pm to
nice stache
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:42 pm to
She has a good 4chan face
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50704 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:43 pm to
She doesn't look like she'd be making that kind of money. I'm sure she probably has a MBA or something.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:43 pm to
well lets see..

a million dollars weighs 22 pounds..so about half that or so..im gonna say 450,000 bucks weighs about 9. something..
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:43 pm to
Well played sir.


Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

well lets see..

a million dollars weighs 22 pounds..so about half that or so..im gonna say 450,000 bucks weighs about 9. something..



I said that within a minute and not using google but I know you had to google. #poor
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:47 pm to
dafuq...wrong wit ha face?
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:48 pm to
Is it because you already had that amount of money sitting on your scales? I know I do. Just glance over every now and then to make sure it's all there.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120160 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:48 pm to
Only poor people and criminals keep large amounts of cash on their person.

I realize that statement may appear contradictory.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39616 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:49 pm to
Those folks are full of cultcha and smarts.
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