Your Child's First Life Lesson

cant throw things when you get mad

Fire is hot?

You pitch a fit, you get hit

Don't touch things that are hot

When you hit your mom, do it open handed so she doesn't bruise...

Don't start shite, won't be shite

Please elaborate

You can pee while pooing, but not poo while peeing.

Consciously, those are things that you are born with. You should already know not to steal other people's shite. If you have to tell your child to do this, he's more than likely an immoral little brat. Broadly speaking, not about anyone obviously.