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Which politard wrote this comment on Nola.com?
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:25 pm
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I recently asked my neighbor’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. Her parents beamed with pride.
"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
Any guesses?
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Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:29 pm to Sentrius
Arnold?
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:30 pm to Sentrius
I was going to say SEC Crazy but it can't be him because the words "bych" or "azz" are not in the comment.
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:32 pm to Sentrius
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:32 pm to Sentrius
I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?”
She replied, “I’d get rid of taxes so everyone has more money!”
"Wow - what a worthy goal," I told her. "What government programs would you cut to make up for the lost revenue?"
She thought that over for a few seconds, because she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why do we need to cut spending? Can’t we just print more money?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
She replied, “I’d get rid of taxes so everyone has more money!”
"Wow - what a worthy goal," I told her. "What government programs would you cut to make up for the lost revenue?"
She thought that over for a few seconds, because she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why do we need to cut spending? Can’t we just print more money?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:39 pm to Iosh
I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?”
She replied, “I’d get rid of Keynesian ideology so that we can lower the debt levels!”
"Wow - what a worthy goal," I told her. "We definitely need to scale back government jobs in the armed forces and weapons contracting by the federal government".
She thought that over for a few seconds, because she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “No way! The economy would be hurt if we cut military because thousands of people would lose their jobs and that would lower economic activity!”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
She replied, “I’d get rid of Keynesian ideology so that we can lower the debt levels!”
"Wow - what a worthy goal," I told her. "We definitely need to scale back government jobs in the armed forces and weapons contracting by the federal government".
She thought that over for a few seconds, because she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “No way! The economy would be hurt if we cut military because thousands of people would lose their jobs and that would lower economic activity!”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:41 pm to Iosh
Yeah, the Democratic Party have been stalwarts against spending money we do not have.
If the Democratic Party had its way, our National Debt would be much larger than it is now. I easily admit that the GOP hasn't been spendthrifts by any means but compared to the Dems they seem like misers.
If the Democratic Party had its way, our National Debt would be much larger than it is now. I easily admit that the GOP hasn't been spendthrifts by any means but compared to the Dems they seem like misers.
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:42 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
I was thinking Zach because he always posts anecdotal stuff on here and he always loves to tell a short story.
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:44 pm to Sentrius
I was babysitting for my brother one day, he and his wife are both liberal Democrats. My nephew came up to me crying that his niece had hidden his GI Joe and wouldn’t tell her where it was.
"Well is there anything you could do to your sister to make her tell you where your action figure is?" I asked.
"Well … I guess I could punch her and throw her down the stairs until she told me where my GI Joe is."
"Then why don’t you?"
"Then Mommy and Daddy would get really mad at me because i’m not apposed to torture people."
"Would Mommy and Daddy get mad if they didn’t find out?"
The boy thought about this for a second and then just lit right up “Why I could just shove Jenny’s head under the water until she told me where my GI Joe is and then I can just push her into the well and tell my parents that she ran away!”
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
"Well is there anything you could do to your sister to make her tell you where your action figure is?" I asked.
"Well … I guess I could punch her and throw her down the stairs until she told me where my GI Joe is."
"Then why don’t you?"
"Then Mommy and Daddy would get really mad at me because i’m not apposed to torture people."
"Would Mommy and Daddy get mad if they didn’t find out?"
The boy thought about this for a second and then just lit right up “Why I could just shove Jenny’s head under the water until she told me where my GI Joe is and then I can just push her into the well and tell my parents that she ran away!”
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
This post was edited on 11/30/14 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 9:56 pm to Sentrius
I was talking to a friend’s little boy who mows my lawn. I was telling him that I found someone else to mow my lawn.
"What do you mean?" he started tearing up. "Haven’t I done a good job?". "It’s not that," I said. "I pay you $20 to mow my lawn and I found a Mexican who will do it for $10. Sorry, it’s market forces at work."
"I thought you hated illegal immmigrants?" the boy said. "I do," I replied "but business is business."
The boy paused and thought for a moment. "So even though we don’t like illegal immigrants we can still hire them? All this time I could have just outsourced it to this guy and made $10 profit a week for doing nothing while still hating his guts?"
I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
"What do you mean?" he started tearing up. "Haven’t I done a good job?". "It’s not that," I said. "I pay you $20 to mow my lawn and I found a Mexican who will do it for $10. Sorry, it’s market forces at work."
"I thought you hated illegal immmigrants?" the boy said. "I do," I replied "but business is business."
The boy paused and thought for a moment. "So even though we don’t like illegal immigrants we can still hire them? All this time I could have just outsourced it to this guy and made $10 profit a week for doing nothing while still hating his guts?"
I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Posted on 11/30/14 at 10:01 pm to Sentrius
I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “How old do you think the world is?”
She replied, “My teacher says billions of years.”
And I said, “You blasphemous liberal children are so puny and insignificant in the face of your God. You will know His wrath.”
She replied, “My teacher says billions of years.”
And I said, “You blasphemous liberal children are so puny and insignificant in the face of your God. You will know His wrath.”
This post was edited on 11/30/14 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 10:03 pm to Iosh
Posted on 11/30/14 at 10:05 pm to Sentrius
quote:Don't know, but the piece is pretty old.
Any guesses?
Posted on 11/30/14 at 10:16 pm to NC_Tigah
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the piece is pretty old
Ah, I see then.
When I read it, it sounded exactly like something I would see here and I just chuckled out loud.
Posted on 11/30/14 at 10:21 pm to Sentrius
shite, this parody copypasta is about 6 years old.
Posted on 11/30/14 at 10:34 pm to Sentrius
zach
Posted on 11/30/14 at 10:36 pm to Sentrius
Sounds like the typical facebook shite.
Posted on 11/30/14 at 10:39 pm to Tactical1
i read it here first a few years ago...maybe not even that long
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