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Just burned the thanksgiving turkey

Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:13 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:13 pm
At the inlaws, and I offered to cook since mother in law is ill.
I made my first attempt to fry turkey.

Well I burnt the shite out of if and its not edible. Basically turkey cracklins

wife is pissed
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53124 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:15 pm to
You had ONE job!

Good job.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:15 pm to
Pics?
Posted by BayouBandit24
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:15 pm to
Prayers sent
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80844 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:16 pm to
Idiot
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16047 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:16 pm to
Always cook more than 1, and have an exit strategy.
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:16 pm to
That's sad.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

wife is pissed


then you probably shouldn't be posting about it here
Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:18 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/12/23 at 12:41 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68248 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:18 pm to
was the turkey frozen?
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

I made my first attempt to fry turkey.
quote:

Well I burnt the shite out of if and its not edible
HOW? That shite is so super simple
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:22 pm to
Sorry brother. I hope it works out and y'all still enjoy Turkey Day.

Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:22 pm to
Don't be too hard on yourself. Your wife bears the brunt of the responsibility for this since she should have known that you were in over your head.

Enjoy Denny's.

Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5454 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:26 pm to
Cooked mine in the Cajun microwave. Burnt the top a little (I blame all the "pointer" I was getting from the peanut gallery.) but it's fine. Cooked it too fast though and we are all waiting on the sides to get done
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:28 pm to
Oil too hot. Cooked too long. Or both.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:28 pm to
I was asked to bring something chocolate, my sister wanted fudge, so I decided to try to make it. I went to the store earlier, got all the shite and came home. Then I realized I didn't have a can opener so I had to go back. Now I just tried to make it and I don't have a glass bowl big enough. frick this annoying arse shite, why do people expect me to do anything when they know I am single. I am just showing up empty handed.
Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:28 pm to
That sucks
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

djangochained




quote:

I made my first attempt to fry turkey. Well I burnt the shite out of if and its not edible


Sorry...But YOU suck at life... Any grown man should know how to fry a Turkey.....

HOT DOG CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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