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re: How to tell a friend their breath stinks really bad?

Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by blackmouth
God's Country
Member since May 2014
387 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:37 pm to
I like Richard Pryor's direct approach.

Open dis doah baby!

What?

Yeah, I know my bref stank

aint nuttin but some Vomick!!
Posted by FrancisCostello
Member since Dec 2013
259 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:46 pm to
Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet:

Tell friend to look into pulling out tonsil stones if it's that persistent and bad. No doubt they're in there.

They're in a lot of people's mouths. Some sick stuff. Google is not your friend. You've been warned.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

barbie150


You could start by wiping your arse before he rims it.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 7:14 pm to
I wouldn't think twice about saying something. frick, I told the chick working at Verizon her breath stunk last week

People pretend like they're pissed, but wouldn't you rather not walk around stinking up the place?
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
6847 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Paige, you need to stop going down on guys in the alley because..


Ouch but

She's a football genius in case you didn't know.
Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
Member since Jan 2011
1365 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 7:26 pm to
Give them a nickname like "dragon breath" and only refer to them by the nickname until the problem is solved.

Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 7:30 pm to
"Stop shitting through your mouth 'cause your breath smells like an a-hole."
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