Anyone ever gone out with a Puerto Rican woman?

I'm allergic to stabbings.

Yes and she was awesome.

DAT arse! I loved it, but we went to different grad schools

Whatever you do, you better wear the ribbon.

Spanish women tend to be very protective of their property\man!

I messed around with one for a couple months.

She revealed that when she was married she slammed her ex husbands hand in the door and basically chopped off his finger -- WTF!!

Then she said she was raped by my demon (WTF) in her sleep and that she kept it in a box that she proceeded to give me as a gift wrapped with a bow. I told her that I was not going to open for fear a little satan would jump out and start eating my neck for some shite. I opened the box and it was a deformed candle she made that had a plastic spoon, fork, and Knife intertwined in it.

I bolted fast and trashed the box and candle.

Hand on the bible, swear on my life

I find that the Latin ladies tend to be a bit more "dramatic".

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Amazing sex.

Terrifying everything else.

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They are volatile but very fun in the sack from my experience

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Do they age well?

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I was 27/28 and she was 36 but looked 30. She would always come over and want to get naked and Samba in my house

After 3 months of ignoring her calls, she randomly showed up at my house at 9 pm on a Sunday night. I open the door and bam there she is. I quickly go to shut the door and she sticks her foot in the door and has one of her hands behind her back. I instantly begin thinking she has a knife or a gun for some reason. I ask her several times to take her foot out the door and show her hand.

She kept asking me to hold her hand and talk to her. I said frick no!! She kept saying you think im a voodoo witch, don't you!! Between the demon in the box ordeal and also thinking she had a weapon of some sort, I was slightly freaked out. She finally left after telling her to get off my property or I was going to call the damn cops

of all the Latinos they are the craziest, and most violent