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Can someone please help me with this indigestion problem?
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:07 am
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:07 am
Idk what's going on but there's something wrong.
This has happened before(not this bad), and under the same circumstances.
Haven't eaten much today, and drank about 6 beers within the past 5 hours.
I can't even stand up. I feel like my stomach could literally explode of I make a sudden movement. I've ruled out anything like ruptured spleen or pancreas, and fully expect to just get rid of this by just.....passing gas....but fricking a this has been too painful for too long.
What the hell can I do to speed up this process. I'm not even close to needed to use the bathroom yet.
Any advice would be appreciated a
This has happened before(not this bad), and under the same circumstances.
Haven't eaten much today, and drank about 6 beers within the past 5 hours.
I can't even stand up. I feel like my stomach could literally explode of I make a sudden movement. I've ruled out anything like ruptured spleen or pancreas, and fully expect to just get rid of this by just.....passing gas....but fricking a this has been too painful for too long.
What the hell can I do to speed up this process. I'm not even close to needed to use the bathroom yet.
Any advice would be appreciated a
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:10 am to ReauxlTide222
4 oz soda
1tsp bitters
Couple squeezes of lemon
Combine
BUT THERE'S ONE MORE STEP
Rub some lemon on a straw and roll it through some salt (kosher if you got it).
The second you stir the liquid with the salted end of the straw - It will bubble like crazy.
Drink quickly, but don't "slam it"
Walk around for 2 minutes.
You're welcome.
ETA:
Clarification
1tsp bitters
Couple squeezes of lemon
Combine
BUT THERE'S ONE MORE STEP
Rub some lemon on a straw and roll it through some salt (kosher if you got it).
The second you stir the liquid with the salted end of the straw - It will bubble like crazy.
Drink quickly, but don't "slam it"
Walk around for 2 minutes.
You're welcome.
ETA:
Clarification
This post was edited on 11/11/14 at 2:12 am
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:10 am to ReauxlTide222
Could be gallbladder.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:14 am to ReauxlTide222
Take some gas-x to help alleviate the pressure
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:16 am to yurintroubl
Have a lemon, no bitters. Will seltzer water work?
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:16 am to ReauxlTide222
quote:what's your prognosis doctor?
I've ruled out anything like ruptured spleen or pancreas
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:16 am to ReauxlTide222
Fart
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:19 am to ReauxlTide222
quote:
I can't even stand up
Lay on your side til you shat yourself... wash your drawers... reconsider your diet tomorrow.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:19 am to ReauxlTide222
You have a-hole reflux, its when your arse backs up into your mouth.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:20 am to Kafka
quote:
what's your prognosis doctor?
Believe me, there was a moment where I was considering going to the hospital. But I can feel some "rumblings" and think it's just gas. It's taking way longer to get going than the few times this has ever happened though.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:22 am to ReauxlTide222
quote:
Have a lemon, no bitters. Will seltzer water work?
Anything carbonated will help. Anything citrus will help (splash of OJ?) Salted stir still works.
Bitters basically lacerates the lining of your stomach a little and makes it absorb EVERYTHING - acids and all.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:23 am to ReauxlTide222
Sounds a lot like a hot gallbladder, my man. It comes and goes, usually getting worse each time, and eventually it has to come out.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:24 am to yurintroubl
As much as it hurts - You have to keep moving around for your body to process stuff faster.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:25 am to ReauxlTide222
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DWaginHTown
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NATidefan
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reverendotis
Dammit men, this is no joking matter!
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:28 am to yurintroubl
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yurintroubl
Alright thanks. Doing this now.
No joke, will a dip(tobacco) get shite going?
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:31 am to ReauxlTide222
Nicotine is a stimulant so yeah probably
Posted on 11/11/14 at 3:10 am to KBeezy
Nicotine suppresses appetite - slows your stomach down. Don't do it.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 3:18 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Sounds a lot like a hot gallbladder, my man. It comes and goes, usually getting worse each time, and eventually it has to come out
Preach.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 3:28 am to ReauxlTide222
Update? If it's still bugging you - You have acid reflux at the very least.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 3:53 am to yurintroubl
quote:
Nicotine suppresses appetite - slows your stomach down. Don't do it.
Nicotine does not slow your stomach down
It is a stimulant and, like caffeine, suppresses your appetite but also acts as sort of a mild laxative
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