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Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:36 pm
...And Decides To Keep Living.
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Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well frick a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:37 pm to hikingfan
This is becoming popular to do these days.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:37 pm to hikingfan
Did it last week
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:38 pm to hikingfan
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:38 pm to hikingfan
that dude is my fricking hero
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:38 pm to hikingfan
Otra vez?
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:40 pm to hikingfan
Living the life
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:41 pm to hikingfan
weak
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:42 pm to hikingfan
that totally happened
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:43 pm to hikingfan
He'll be back in Mexico in a month
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:45 pm to hikingfan
Good for him
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:48 pm to tiggah1981
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He'll be dead in Mexico in a month
fixed
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:49 pm to hikingfan
Now THAT'S a vacation!
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:53 pm to CoCo311
I thought about doing the same after Saturday night
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:57 pm to CP3LSU25
Meh...they will find him cut up into pieces in a cane field soon enough.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 9:58 pm to LSUSoulja08
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:17 pm to hikingfan
Who here hasn't had a cab driver in Mexico try to sell you coke? Show of hands.
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