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Do you know anyone like George Costanza?

Posted on 11/9/14 at 6:50 pm
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 11/9/14 at 6:50 pm
He's such a horrible person. I love it.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 6:51 pm to
Is he?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117676 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 6:52 pm to
George is hilarious.
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 11/9/14 at 6:52 pm to
How is he a horrible person?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 6:58 pm to
Well he double dips his chips, he pushed the old lady down to get away from the fire, he slipped his boss a mickey and he hired illegal eastern European aliens to do electrical work and I'm certain they were non union.

I'd say maybe not horrible but definitely a dick.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 6:58 pm to
Killed his fiancé
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:00 pm to
Yep, forgot about that one. Tried to get the death certificate for discounted airline tickets.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18401 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:00 pm to
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How is he a horrible person?

Shoved women and children in a burning apartment so he could quickly escape
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:00 pm to
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I'd say maybe not horrible but definitely a dick.


I love him for all the things you mentioned. I would do the same things.
Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
9823 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:01 pm to
He shits naked, just like me, so I respect him
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:02 pm to
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I love him for all the things you mentioned. I would do the same things.


Ok. So now we know you are a dick.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18401 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:03 pm to


Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:03 pm to
Most Costanza move i ever made was in avoiding getting laid off. There were layoffs going around and i noticed two things: they always laid people off on Fridays and they never laid anyone off while they were taking a shite. So every Friday i would walk into work and go straight in the shitter and stay til quitting time.

Thought it was Costanza-esque.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36896 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:31 pm to
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I'd say maybe not horrible but definitely a dick.


He's got a small peen too.


But he blamed it on being in the pool.
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:32 pm to
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Do you know anyone like George Costanza?
Most Costanza move i ever made was in avoiding getting laid off. There were layoffs going around and i noticed two things: they always laid people off on Fridays and they never laid anyone off while they were taking a shite. So every Friday i would walk into work and go straight in the shitter and stay til quitting time.

Thought it was Costanza-esque.


Definitely Costanza-esqe
This post was edited on 11/9/14 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18401 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:34 pm to
I love how he moved the suit that was 1/2 off so the guy who was trying to get it wouldn't be able to find it.

"Oh I'll pay....half price"
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 7:44 pm to
I love when he fakes like he's from Arkansas and clears out his entire apartment and acts like he jut moved in.

Dedication
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 8:27 pm to
He built a fort under his desk and calls everyone from Texas sons of bitches. My kinda fella
This post was edited on 11/9/14 at 8:28 pm
Posted by justlookin
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 11/9/14 at 9:10 pm to


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Posted by JL
Member since Aug 2006
3035 posts
Posted on 11/9/14 at 9:13 pm to
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