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Have we ever bashed flight attendants?

Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:09 am
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:09 am
Because if we haven't, let's use this thread to do so. Talk about a worthless profession. I can buy my own water and peanuts before I board. And yeah I got it, If I sit in the exit row, I gotta open the door if we crash. Why hasn't this profession been phased out yet ?
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
6604 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:10 am to
Stupid, entitled air waitresses. The pits.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:11 am to
I fricked a FA on a empty red eye back in 2006

True story
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:11 am to
I like getting served free booze at my seat.


I have a drawer at home dedicated to Southwest drink tickets
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Because if we haven't, let's use this thread to do so. Talk about a worthless profession. I can buy my own water and peanuts before I board. And yeah I got it, If I sit in the exit row, I gotta open the door if we crash. Why hasn't this profession been phased out yet ?


Because they serve you food and booze all flight? You really are complaining about what are essentially waitresses on a plane? Some could be less county though, since 9/11 a few power trip.
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:13 am to
the ones in 1st class are awesome
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40082 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:13 am to
They aren't even hot anymore.
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15745 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:14 am to
Sure you did.
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:14 am to
Most of them are old AF. However, I just had a younger one on my last flight that was
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41515 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:16 am to
quote:

I flirted with a cute FA and she kinda flirted back on an almost empty red eye back in 2006

FIFY
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:17 am to
Had a SMOKING hot one on American* a few months back. Amazing arse.

Leaned over to take a picture of her arse as she was walking away down the aisle to share with friends who didn't believe me, she turns around just as I snap it and the flash goes off.

I pretended to sleep the entire flight.


This post was edited on 11/4/14 at 9:24 am
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:17 am to
the old weathered ones are in coach handing out peanuts and cookies to the poors.

The hot ones are up front making me a cocktail and doling out Danishes, blankets, and real pillows.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Leaned over to take a picture of her arse as she was walking away down the aisle to share with friends who didn't believe me, she turns around just as I snap it and the flash goes off.


What a loser.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33442 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:21 am to
The ones on Southwest (yes I fly Southwest. Being poor sucks) who treat the entire flight as their own personal open mic night at the Improv can die in a fire. Memo to Southwest flight attendant: you are NOT funny or witty. Shut the hell up, give me my peanuts and pillow, and go sit down.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:22 am to
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What a loser.



It was all in good humor. She looked at me and kind of laughed, but I was still embarrassed.

I was texting* some friends on my way to my bachelor party and they didn't believe me. Had to try to prove it!






This post was edited on 11/4/14 at 9:23 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:22 am to
quote:

The ones on Southwest (yes I fly Southwest. Being poor sucks) who treat the entire flight as their own personal open mic night at the Improv can die in a fire. Memo to Southwest flight attendant: you are NOT funny or witty. Shut the hell up, give me my peanuts and pillow, and go sit down.



I've heard some hilarious gay male flight attendants on Southwest.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:24 am to
Well, at least you had a good looking one. The stewardess on my BTR-IAH flight a couple days ago looked like Aunt B.
Posted by Waffle House
NYC
Member since Aug 2008
3945 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:24 am to
What was his name?
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Southwest (


they sure went to shite with a quickness

Delta is just as cheap but better service and less of the "how funny am I" and gays.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9311 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 9:24 am to
Actually, I'll bring a different perspective. I work fairly close with airline crews and they not only put up with a bunch of unnecessary bullshite from passengers who think their bag of pretzels is the most important concern on the planet, they deal with a lot of security issues that you never see.

In this post 9/11 world they have a lot of first responder, safety and security duties that the average person doesn't see unless shite goes sideways. They get a lot more training that you might realize. Yes, they aren't hot like they used to be and yes, they can be crabby bitches at times but they take a lot of shite from people so try to keep that in mind.
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