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What would happen if you took a pair of scissors and cut off your uvula?
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:53 am
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:53 am
What the hell is the function of that thing, anyway?
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:54 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Congratulations. You have achieved an at home uvulectomy. You'll probably die from infection now
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:55 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:56 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
you would choke to death on your blood
Posted on 10/31/14 at 5:23 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Lots and lots of blood
Posted on 10/31/14 at 5:26 am to ksayetiger
I had mine removed about 12 years ago. I had a well endowed uvula and it would block my wind pipe during sleep. It acts like a check valve when you drink something.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 5:56 am to Beachtiger
So do you aspirate a lot if you are not careful?
Posted on 10/31/14 at 6:39 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Had mine removed when I had my tonsillectomy & adenoidectomy surgery 6 years ago. My tonsils were so large that they had stretched the skin in the back of my throat. So when the ENT removed them and he trimmed off the excess skin and my uvula. I've had no problems and the wife says I don't snore anymore.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:35 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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What would happen if you took a pair of scissors and cut off your uvula?
Not completely sure, but I'm thinking it would hurt like shite!
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:37 am to lsujunky
Mine swells to the size of a lolipop after a night of drinking and/or heavy snoring. I can literally hauck it up like a loogie. It's freaking gross man. Guess I need to look into these surgeries.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:38 am to RougeTiger
Disgusting
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:38 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
You'll prolly be able to suck a mean cock afterwords.....so you'll have that going for you
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:39 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
No clue. Give it a shot and let us know what happens
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:39 am to RougeTiger
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Mine swells to the size of a lolipop after a night of drinking and/or heavy snoring. I can literally hauck it up like a loogie. It's freaking gross man. Guess I need to look into these surgeries
Yeah, that sounds like a real problem. You should go see a doctor
ETA: or buy a pair of scissors
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 7:40 am
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:40 am to RougeTiger
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Mine swells to the size of a lolipop after a night of drinking and/or heavy snoring. I can literally hauck it up like a loogie.
as I am finishing breakfast, I wish you would have put this sentence first:
quote:
t's freaking gross man
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:17 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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What would happen if you took a pair of scissors and cut off your uvula?
Just do it. Thing hangs there like a mini testicle in the back of your mouth, they're whack looking.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:18 am to RougeTiger
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Mine swells to the size of a lolipop after a night of drinking and/or heavy snoring. I can literally hauck it up like a loogie. It's freaking gross man. Guess I need to look into these surgeries.
A couple weeks ago I got stung in the back of my throat by something (I assume either a bee or a wasp), and in the ER, my uvula was so swollen and elongated that it started going down my throat and hitting my gag reflex and made me throw up over and over. I had to lean my body/head forward to keep it from gagging me until the steroid and benadryl kicked in. It was awful. It kept feeling like I had to cough something up, but I couldn't because it was my goddamn uvula..it was such a weird feeling. And let's just say that I'm glad I didn't have a pair of scissors that day, because I'd have seriously considered it.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:19 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
death by exsanguination and or aspiration
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:40 am to CocomoLSU
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A couple weeks ago I got stung in the back of my throat by something (I assume either a bee or a wasp),
How did a bee/wasp get into your throat without you noticing?
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:51 am to lsujunky
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Had mine removed when I had my tonsillectomy & adenoidectomy surgery 6 years ago.
How was the recovery for that?
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