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re: 23 Promises All Men Should Be Able To Make To Their Girlfriends

Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by ZereauxSum
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:02 pm to
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My code locks out strangers. My wife knows my code and I know hers. Not due to some intentional sharing, but at some point, we need to access each others' phones (not secretively, usually something like responding to a text while the other drives).


This.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:06 pm to
Is this strong game thing some cool new trend I need to pick up?

My blow job game is strong
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
65876 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

My wife knows my code and I know hers. Not due to some intentional sharing, but at some point, we need to access each others' phones (not secretively, usually something like responding to a text while the other drives). 




Same
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62678 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:12 pm to
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My blow job game is strong



Welp, good thread guys. I'm out.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36558 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:13 pm to
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5. I promise to continue doing the things I did to win your heart, well after you’re mine.



that is a two way street baby

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15. I promise to spend enough time downtown if you know what I mean…


again two way street

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23. I promise to like your Instagram photo when it’s at nine, and it looks all messy because you see NINE different usernames, and a tenth will make it say, simply, ’10 likes’ — because I know these little things matter. TC mark



oh fricks shake, i got unbanned to post in this shite
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101158 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:17 pm to
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but one great thing about being an attorney is ethically i can't let people look at my phone like that


What? Is that what you tell your lady friends?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36366 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:19 pm to
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My blow job game is strong
Prove it.

/hardleg
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112173 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:29 pm to
that article made me throw up a bit in my mouth
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15735 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:12 pm to
Quality thread!
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:16 pm to
I have a feeling that this will be popping up on my newsfeed soon....


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13. I promise to let the past be the past. I will not ask about your ex and I will not talk about mine unless you ask.
this is rich.
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7527 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:17 pm to
Horrible. Girl definitely wrote that
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:18 pm to
I love that at the end of the article...the first linked article is this


LINK /

Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:22 pm to
did Stuart Smalley write that article?








Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:25 pm to
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I love that at the end of the article...the first linked article is this


LINK /




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Can confirm this one

Quoting Marilyn Monroe. Specifically, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”


The truth.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:30 pm to
Or this one


Dramatic meme user


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I have always noticed chicks that post those dramatic facebook meme/quotes/pictures.

Example: “Sometimes 2 people need to be lost in order to find each other again” with a background pic of a sunset….

Yea, those bitches are crazy.

Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81162 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:31 pm to
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3. I promise to keep my phone screen face up and without a password, because I don’t have anything to hide.




Da frick? Not anyone's business what is on my phone but my own.

That said, I leave it all over the place and don't have a password. But still.

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4. I promise to show you off, whether it means bringing you around my friends & co-workers, or posting our pictures on Instagram.




Thank goodness my SO is old as shite.

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7. I promise that every time we fight, I’ll order us make-up pizza.




?

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8. I promise I will remember your coffee order and, when you drink too much whiskey the night before, I’ll bring you your coffee bedside… even if I’m hungover, too.






I don't drink coffee, but hungover Jones isn't doing dick to cure my hangover. I'm up way before him when we drink.




I didn't read the rest but they seemed like something you shouldn't have to "promise" to do. If you love someone, act like it. If you don't act like it, maybe you don't respect/love them.
Posted by 62zip
One Particular Harbor
Member since Aug 2005
6350 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:32 pm to
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My blow job game is strong


Do you spit or swallow?
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116064 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:34 pm to
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Thank goodness my SO is old as shite.


No he isn't...
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12340 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:35 pm to
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Horrible. Girl definitely wrote that


This. Absolutely no way in hell a guy wrote that, unless it's some dude who watches too many chick flicks and can't get a girl.

I actually have a buddy like that -- great guy, but just too nice and awkward and the epitome of someone who gets friend-zoned a lot. He talks a lot about all the great things he'd do for a girl if one just gave him a chance, and it reads like this article and is pulled out of chick flick chiches.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81162 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:35 pm to
Well he's too old to know what an Instagram is
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