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re: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you right after sex?

Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64330 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

"You're my first whide dude."


Is that slang for overweight white dude?
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17439 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:14 pm to
Damn, Darth, where ya been?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64330 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Damn, Darth, where ya been?


All that's important is that I'm back.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:18 pm to
So, jail
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2659 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:19 pm to
You're definitely in my top ten of guys I've had sex with.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17439 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:23 pm to
Don't move and be quiet - after her youngest girl walks in and says "Daddy."

She had told me that the divorce as all and just about done and that they had been seperated for over a year. Turns out, he was up in VA after starting a new job and they were waiting on the house to be built - they didn't want the two kids living in a hotel for that time frame (almost a year).

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64330 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Don't move and be quiet - after her youngest girl walks in and says "Daddy."

She had told me that the divorce as all and just about done and that they had been seperated for over a year. Turns out, he was up in VA after starting a new job and they were waiting on the house to be built - they didn't want the two kids living in a hotel for that time frame (almost a year).


Dayum
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
19998 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:25 pm to
I can't swallow any more of that!
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:25 pm to
I am in love with you.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15216 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:26 pm to
How was she?
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:26 pm to
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?"
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17439 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Dayum


To say the least... I was like what in the holy hell just happened? She got up buck naked and picked the girl up and took her to bed and came back like nothing happened.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15216 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:27 pm to
I once dropped a paint peeler to get a girl to leave.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:27 pm to
That'll be tree fiddy
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34850 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:34 pm to
Not worst, but definitely made me laugh.

"I'm going to need to go to confession after that".
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4408 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:40 pm to
"My balls itch."

Damn, I'm never getting drunk in New Orleans again.
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2900 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:42 pm to
"Pfffhfhft"
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2659 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:56 pm to
She vagina farted in your face?
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 2:17 pm to
"Thanks cuz, let's get back to the reunion before they start to miss us"
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

haven't been fricked like that since grade school. 


quote:

this is bad on so many levels. hopefully it was another forth grader piihb and not the dad/teacher/neighbor


Dude, do you even Fight Club?
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