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re: What have you learned about girls so far?
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:38 pm to regularshow
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:38 pm to regularshow
They're all freaks
All of them
All of them
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:38 pm to Paige
quote:
Very not subtle brag
I would never!
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:38 pm to Paige
that if they think you are talking about them...they will pursue relentlessly...even when not wanted nor invited to the convo...i.e. this thread...
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:40 pm to Voorhies7
- You can make a woman happy, but you can't keep her happy. No matter what you do, she'll find something to complain about.
- They are not above the use of crying, irrationality, or contradiction to win an arguement. Facts and logic are just an obstacle.
- They can bring out the best and the worst in a man, sometimes in the same day.
- Do NOT put them on a pedastal, they are fallible, flawed, fricked up humans just like us.
- They have handicaps for loading a dishwasher or putting things on the right height shelf in a refrigerator.
- They will never figure out that men are WAY less complex than they think.
- They are not above the use of crying, irrationality, or contradiction to win an arguement. Facts and logic are just an obstacle.
- They can bring out the best and the worst in a man, sometimes in the same day.
- Do NOT put them on a pedastal, they are fallible, flawed, fricked up humans just like us.
- They have handicaps for loading a dishwasher or putting things on the right height shelf in a refrigerator.
- They will never figure out that men are WAY less complex than they think.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:40 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
The more money you pretend to have, the less attractive you have to be.
They don't care if you have it or not, as long as you treat them like you do.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:43 pm to SthGADawg
Are you talking about me???
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:43 pm to LSUgirl4
because girls are competitive. They will make other girls jealous or poke holes in her relationship by being judgmental and overly critical.
other women can complicate your relationship by interfering with your communication. By being the "shoulder to cry on."
In the end the friends are just trying to make themselves feel better about their lives by putting their friends on the same level as them. Or they are just trying to have lesbian sex. There are a select few friends that are legit. About as common as an OT 10.
also other friends will corrupt a relationship in order for them to benefit from it too. Like getting her friend to date someone just so it would help their social/professional networking.
Find a woman, create a relationship that you both feel bring out the best in each other, then keep her from other woman.
And i am not sure about you but I don't get offended when someone points out something on a menu that they think I would like to eat.
other women can complicate your relationship by interfering with your communication. By being the "shoulder to cry on."
In the end the friends are just trying to make themselves feel better about their lives by putting their friends on the same level as them. Or they are just trying to have lesbian sex. There are a select few friends that are legit. About as common as an OT 10.
also other friends will corrupt a relationship in order for them to benefit from it too. Like getting her friend to date someone just so it would help their social/professional networking.
Find a woman, create a relationship that you both feel bring out the best in each other, then keep her from other woman.
And i am not sure about you but I don't get offended when someone points out something on a menu that they think I would like to eat.
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:44 pm to Robin Masters
quote:
Good for two things: Beatin' on and cheatin' on
To think this is a BAMMER...never expected that!
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:45 pm to Paige
quote:
Are you talking about me???
you have a vagina?...then yes i am talking to you...
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:46 pm to cjared036
They thrive on drama. They love it, and if something isn't wrong or stressing them out, they'll create something out of thin air.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:50 pm to SthGADawg
quote:
that why you dig porn so much?...dont have to deal with them for real?...its like all on your terms huh?
Damn, man, you hit it on the nail.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:51 pm to regularshow
no matter how much they have, they will always be unhappy that they don't have more.
whether it be material or emotional.
whether it be material or emotional.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:51 pm to rintintin
quote:
they'll create something out of thin air.
so true....
They'll just ask you what's wrong, repeatedly, until you are aggravated, and something is wrong!
Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:01 pm to Bacon84
3 holes, 2 tits, 1 purpose.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:03 pm to TigerPanzer
Their not just funny looking men....they are different than us
Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:05 pm to Bacon84
They smell a lot nicer than us and they suck at arm wrestling.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:05 pm to regularshow
In 54 yrs on this planet I have learned only 1 thing: I don't know shite about girls
Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:14 pm to regularshow
Women are insecure about more things than the average man.
Their brains are FAR more active. While most guys may have just one or two thoughts about a given action or spoken phrase, most women will have about 20 thoughts about it.
They over-analyze things and situations at a much higher rate than do most men.
They naturally argue based on emotion rather than rationality or practicality, and they only argue to win.
They are not illogical, but their logic is different than ours.
They are incapable of giving advice on situations about other women because they lie to themselves so often that they completely lack the ability to honestly evaluate themselves and their situations.
They know what they want, but often do not know what they desire.
What women want and what women desire are often completely different things and sometimes (read often) polar opposites.
They all want to feel beautiful, desired, secure, and be the center of attention. Women who feel that they are such in their man's eyes will desire sex more than those who do not.
Women don't desire money over looks nor personality, but money never hurts. What they want is security and fun. Give them one without the other, and they may stay for a while, but give them both and they will be loyal.
You don't have to be rich to make a woman feel secure.
Ignore them and they will seek attention, pursue them and they will avoid it. You may think that this means that ignoring a girl will make her desire you, but you are wrong. It just makes them DESIRE. If you ignore them the right way, they'll desire you, but if you aren't capable, they'll just get that attention they crave from someone else instead.
Their brains are FAR more active. While most guys may have just one or two thoughts about a given action or spoken phrase, most women will have about 20 thoughts about it.
They over-analyze things and situations at a much higher rate than do most men.
They naturally argue based on emotion rather than rationality or practicality, and they only argue to win.
They are not illogical, but their logic is different than ours.
They are incapable of giving advice on situations about other women because they lie to themselves so often that they completely lack the ability to honestly evaluate themselves and their situations.
They know what they want, but often do not know what they desire.
What women want and what women desire are often completely different things and sometimes (read often) polar opposites.
They all want to feel beautiful, desired, secure, and be the center of attention. Women who feel that they are such in their man's eyes will desire sex more than those who do not.
Women don't desire money over looks nor personality, but money never hurts. What they want is security and fun. Give them one without the other, and they may stay for a while, but give them both and they will be loyal.
You don't have to be rich to make a woman feel secure.
Ignore them and they will seek attention, pursue them and they will avoid it. You may think that this means that ignoring a girl will make her desire you, but you are wrong. It just makes them DESIRE. If you ignore them the right way, they'll desire you, but if you aren't capable, they'll just get that attention they crave from someone else instead.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:17 pm to regularshow
Are women human beings?
There is no logic in them. None.
There is no logic in them. None.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:21 pm to regularshow
- they are all hypochondriacs
- they are generally completely oblivious to their surroundings
- they base their beliefs 100% off emotion
- they are generally completely oblivious to their surroundings
- they base their beliefs 100% off emotion
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