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The absurdity of The Karate Kid 3

Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:22 pm
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84831 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:22 pm
This rich guy doesn't have anything better to do than worry about some damn kid?

And how stupid is Danny for buying that Banzi store instead of going to college???
This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 7:11 pm
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71483 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:25 pm to
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This rich guy doesn't have anything better to do than worry about some damn kid?

Toxic waste dumps practically run themselves

Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:28 pm to
It's the most absurd premise.

This idea of a massive grudge over a Valley Karate competition for kids.

But can't complain about Karate Kid 3 when there is Karate Kid 4.

Miyagi complains that Daniel hits like a girl in Part 1 and then trains Hilary Swank.

Maybe she hits harder and he's no longer a misogynist?
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16303 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:30 pm to
KK 3 & 4 don't exist in my world. Daniel was a bitch anyway.

#teamjohnny
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:33 pm to
Cobra Kai dojos is a brand I would still invest in today.

The rich guy had way too much time on his hands. Breaking up the relationship of a 18 year old wimp and his 85 year old karate instructor. It was the 80's though.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18751 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:35 pm to
He was honor bound to his Vietnam buddy. They couldn't let Daniel and Mr. Miyagi get away with winning a regional 18 and under karate tournament. You just can't let some things slide.
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:35 pm to
Still want to go to Golf N' Stuff in Norwalk.
Posted by Dr Rosenrosen
Member since May 2006
3333 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:07 pm to
Three things I learned from KK 3:

1. If a man can't see, he can't fight!
2. If a man can't breathe, he can't fight!
3. If a man can't stand, he can't fight!
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:15 pm to
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Cobra Kai dojos is a brand I would still invest in today


The karate school my kid goes to is basically Cobra Kai.
You wouldn't believe some of the...uhh...motivational?...speeches the instructor has given.
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11391 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:28 pm to
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#teamjohnny


Danielson crane kicked his fricking lights out.

Johnny was a bitch........who the frick falls for a crane kick?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:45 pm to
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Johnny was a bitch........who the frick falls for a crane kick?


He didn't fall for it. It was directly against the rules. Why would he expect Danny to cheat and the ref not call a penalty he literally had just called a second ago?
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84831 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:51 pm to
Johnny was a bitch. Barnes would have consumed his soul.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:59 pm to
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who the frick falls for a crane kick?


When done correctly..........is no defense
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 3:23 pm to
And Miyagi never actually taught him the Crane kick...he just watched Miyagi doing it.

The original script called for a kick on one leg - using only that leg - but no martial arts stuntman could do it. So they created this stupid thing and allowed Daniel to win with a kick to the face despite the fact whenever Daniel was hit in the face...no points were given to his opponents and they were given warnings for illegal contact.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 4:13 pm to
So, you're really not going to fix the spelling in the thread title?
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57426 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 4:20 pm to
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The karate school my kid goes to is basically Cobra Kai.
You wouldn't believe some of the...uhh...motivational?...speeches the instructor has given.

Where do i sign up?
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22700 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 4:35 pm to
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Daniel was a bitch anyway.


He also put on a few pounds between KK2 and KK3.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71483 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 4:57 pm to
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He also put on a few pounds between KK2 and KK3.


Give him a break he was like 30 by then.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:45 pm to
Wasn't he only a few years younger -- or the same age -- as the antagonist?
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