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FL man arrested for robbery. He won't stop masturbating during interrogation.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:08 pm
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The next day, Sims returned to the gas station and was identified by the customer, who also happened to be there, the report said. That customer called deputies, who arrived and detained Sims.
While Sims was being handcuffed, the man told deputies, "That's him. That's the one who took my money."
According to the report, Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop. Sims eventually had to be placed in handcuffs to get him to stop.
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 12:14 pm
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:09 pm to arseinclarse
Finally, a smart client.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:09 pm to arseinclarse
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FL arrested for robbery, and he won't stop masturbating during interrogation.
The entire state?
Also, have a downvote.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:10 pm to arseinclarse
Maybe he thought it would get him off... you know beat the charges.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:10 pm to arseinclarse
quote:?
FL
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:11 pm to Kafka
Fawn Liebowitz
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:12 pm to SabiDojo
That guy definitely watched Full Metal Jacket.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:13 pm to CaptainsWafer
They don't arrest the whole state of Florida.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:15 pm to Clyde Tipton
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Maybe he thought it would get him off... you know beat the charges.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:15 pm to arseinclarse
Well, you're on a roll now.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:17 pm to arseinclarse
Poor guy was just stressed out.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:19 pm to arseinclarse
The long-term answer:
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:43 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
How would handcuffs stop that behavior?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:45 pm to Nawlens Gator
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How would handcuffs stop that behavior?
Unless the dude is really flexible, I'm guessing behind the back would do it.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:46 pm to Nawlens Gator
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How would handcuffs stop that behavior?
How many times have you whacked it like this?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:50 pm to upgrayedd
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How many times have you whacked it like this?
Wouldn't stop me from slipping a thumb in my butt.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 1:18 pm to arseinclarse
The real "win" here comes from the comments section:
"He thought since all black people look alike they would never recognize him, but people are starting to tell them apart."
"He thought since all black people look alike they would never recognize him, but people are starting to tell them apart."
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