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re: What's the gayest thing you've seen a straight guy do?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:20 am to SabiDojo
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:20 am to SabiDojo
The best part is that you go and tell everyone else the story and then that guy can't go anywhere without somebody calling him a homo or fgt or dick grabber.
I really miss hazing.
I really miss hazing.
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:22 am to SabiDojo
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:38 am to BoostAddict
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:38 am to redbaron
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deepthroat a banana
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they were a weird bunch
ISWYDT.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:41 am to SwaggerCopter
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All guys high schools are pretty funny. Dudes are very confident in themselves.
We used to do "Chinese sit ups" to the Freshman in HS.
We would bet them they couldn't do a sit up while we held them down with a towel over their eyes. They would always try it and strain as hard as they could until we eventually let go of the towel then they would come flying up...nose first straight into someones sweaty bare arse that was hovering over them.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:46 am to SwaggerCopter
I listen to keith urban
Is that gay ?
Is that gay ?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:58 am to DSTRYRsg
i went to an all guys school and never saw any of this. i dont think i ever saw another classmates dick
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:03 am to Lester Earl
Didn't read the thread, but a man doctor sticking a finger up my arse was not fun. 
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:03 am to Lester Earl
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i went to an all guys school and never saw any of this. i dont think i ever saw another classmates dick
I went to the same all guys school as you.
My year, there was one guy that was a football "star", a linebacker. He allegedly banged all of the cheerleaders, etc.
Well he would often take his dick out in class, put it between a book or something, and say "hey dude can you read this for me", and you'd look over and there would be his dick.
Years later he's working at Oz dancing on tables because "the money is insanely good" but...he's straight. Allegedly. And now he's married to a woman and has a kid.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:07 am to fishfighter
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sticking a finger up my arse
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:38 am to SwaggerCopter
We had this "game" going on at the fraternity house, circa 1985, called "Sack".
An older member of the fraternity got sick of coming into the house, and witnessing slovenly behavior in the downstairs den, a place where women and parents could show up unannounced. The slovenly behavior mainly consisted of drunk people sleeping on couches, half dressed, disheveled, with ash tray's overflowing w/butts, etc.
So, he devised a game, the rules of which were if you were caught sleeping/passed out/otherwise displaying slovenly behavior in an incoherent state, in "common areas" of the house, another member of the fraternity was allowed to sneak up on the individual, and rub his ballsack on the drunk man's face. He was then awarded a point.
Sometimes, members would fain being passed out, and just as that member was about to be sacked, the member that was "fake sleeping" would punch the attempted sacker in the balls....that was a reverse sack, and worth two points.
Breaking of sack rules landed you in front of the SEC (sack executive committee), who doled out punishment, which could range from the taking away of points, all the way up to a "forced sack", in which the stinkiest and least bathed individual in the fraternity would be allowed to sack the guilty as he was being held down by other members.
There was no sacking in public. You could not be sacked in your room. No sacking in the presence of ladies.
Looking back, that was eaten up w/the ghey.
An older member of the fraternity got sick of coming into the house, and witnessing slovenly behavior in the downstairs den, a place where women and parents could show up unannounced. The slovenly behavior mainly consisted of drunk people sleeping on couches, half dressed, disheveled, with ash tray's overflowing w/butts, etc.
So, he devised a game, the rules of which were if you were caught sleeping/passed out/otherwise displaying slovenly behavior in an incoherent state, in "common areas" of the house, another member of the fraternity was allowed to sneak up on the individual, and rub his ballsack on the drunk man's face. He was then awarded a point.
Sometimes, members would fain being passed out, and just as that member was about to be sacked, the member that was "fake sleeping" would punch the attempted sacker in the balls....that was a reverse sack, and worth two points.
Breaking of sack rules landed you in front of the SEC (sack executive committee), who doled out punishment, which could range from the taking away of points, all the way up to a "forced sack", in which the stinkiest and least bathed individual in the fraternity would be allowed to sack the guilty as he was being held down by other members.
There was no sacking in public. You could not be sacked in your room. No sacking in the presence of ladies.
Looking back, that was eaten up w/the ghey.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:51 am to SwaggerCopter
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Certain generations in this country are afraid to give another straight man a hug or tell a best friend that they love him.
So you can only expect that if they are uncomfortable doing things that aren't gay at all, they will be uncomfortable doing things that an actual gay man might do.
There is no possible way that you can convince me that, unless forced, touching your cock and/or balls to another man in any way, or vice versa, does not constitute gayness.
You have the ghey in you.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:52 am to SwaggerCopter
Pose with his fiancee's engagement ring and have it titled "feyonce".
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:02 pm to Lester Earl
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i went to an all guys school and never saw any of this. i dont think i ever saw another classmates dick
You aren't a Rock-a-chaw.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 12:09 pm to redbaron
Gayest I ever saw was a guy with a Yeti cooler in the back of his truck.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 1:10 pm to SwaggerCopter
I was hanging out with my good friend and his gf and she went outside for a smoke. As soon as she left he told me that his gf was extremely attracted to me and that they both wanted to have a 3some with me.
Totally caught me off guard. I told him I was flattered but there was no way I could do that. He's been weird around me ever since.
Totally caught me off guard. I told him I was flattered but there was no way I could do that. He's been weird around me ever since.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 1:13 pm to Captain Fantasy
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He's been weird around me ever since
You basically told him you didn't want to be his best friend.
Dick.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 1:18 pm to ladytiger118
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Pose with his fiancee's engagement ring and have it titled "feyonce".
I bet he can decorate the hell out of a room, though.
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 10/21/14 at 1:25 pm to VetteGuy
Had a good hook up for some triple stacked tulips ex in the mid 90's. I walked in on a couple of buddy's blowing each other. Never would have done it if they were on that stuff. Kinda awkward after that. They took more than 1.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 1:25 pm to SwaggerCopter
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What's the gayest thing you've seen a straight guy do?
Honestly? Vote for Barack Obama.
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