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re: What's the gayest thing you've seen a straight guy do?

Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:17 am to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:17 am to
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I've watched straight as can be guys play gay chicken. Guy leans in like he's going to kiss the other guy


And you just sat there watching, like:
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:17 am to
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lots of tea bagging, slapping our dicks on each other, dry humping, etc

it was just fun and games at the time, then after college, one of our friends comes out...

...which really made us question everything


I lived with 4 guys in college, and we did stuff like this. And we always joked that if one of us turned out to be gay that they had to pay for our counseling. No way in hell those dudes were gay though... Right?
Posted by Epic Cajun
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:17 am to
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One of my buddy's who is the manliest dude I know tops it for me. Think Vince Vaughn in Swingers/Wedding Crashers. He gave a dude a hickey at a party just to mess with him. Just tackled the dude and went for it. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, but I had never laughed so hard when I saw that thing the next day.


That's actually hilarious
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:18 am to
Ewwww...
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:19 am to
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My question is, why would any guys who are supposedly straight even consider playing a game like that?


It wouldn't exist if people wanted to do it. Do people who play chicken with cars want to get into an accident? Nope.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:20 am to
I used to play DIBs.

You go up behind your friend and lightky hump them once in the rear. It's short for Dick in Butt.
Posted by DSTRYRsg
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:20 am to
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It wouldn't exist if people wanted to do it. Do people who play chicken with cars want to get into an accident? Nope.


There's a big difference between the two... sorry for you if you don't see it.
Posted by FAF
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Member since May 2014
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:21 am to
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He gave a dude a hickey at a party just to mess with him. Just tackled the dude and went for it.


quote:

A&M fans


Sounds ghey
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:21 am to
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Sorry but, if you're teabagging, playing swords with your cocks, or have any desire whatsoever to touch any part of another male's anatomy w/ your cock, you've got some gay in you.


well that is just stupid



Posted by member12
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Member since May 2008
32063 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:21 am to
I passed up a friend of mine on the highway once. He was grooming himself in the vanity mirror for at least 4 miles.

It looked even worse because he drove a Ford Focus complete with a spoiler and Tiger Cub sticker at the time.
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 9:24 am
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16535 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:22 am to
True about high school locker rooms. If you aren't doing "gay" things you're considered to be gay. Strange setting, but hilarious times
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:23 am to
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well that is just stupid


Agreed. Somebody in this thread is very insecure about their sexuality.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:23 am to
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True about high school locker rooms. If you aren't doing "gay" things you're considered to be gay. Strange setting, but hilarious times


The gay kids are the ones in the corner hiding their boners.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:23 am to
Oh and I saw two guys in their underwear do man situps. You have one guy standing, and another runs and jumps on him wraps his legs around his waist and does situps on the standing guy.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:25 am to
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Somebody in this thread is very insecure about their sexuality.


This makes no sense.

Because I don't want to give another man a hickey or grab his nuts, I'm not secure in my sexuality?

Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28008 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:26 am to
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He was grooming himself
OK

quote:

he drove a Ford Focus
Not OK
quote:

Tiger Cub sticker
Not OK




Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:27 am to
If you think teabagging someone has anything to do with being gay, yes.
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 9:27 am
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83510 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:27 am to
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Because I don't want to give another man a hickey or grab his nuts, I'm not secure in my sexuality?


no

but if you get freaked out by it or think its truly gay to jokingly do it, then yeah probably

Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:27 am to
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What's the gayest thing you've seen a straight guy do
Me
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:28 am to
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no

but if you get freaked out by it or think its truly gay to jokingly do it, then yeah probably


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