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Researchers finally discover what a panda looks like when it masturbates(NSFW?)

Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:00 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:00 am
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After years of research and patient waiting, researchers have finally revolutionized their field by capturing images of a panda pleasuring itself. For some reason they want to share this revelation with the world, and so we pass it on to you, do with it what you will.
The porn footage by the World Wildlife Federation features a single panda in the bamboo wilderness of Sichuan. After snacking on some bamboo for lunch, he looks around, finds himself alone, and decides to have a quick wank. Little does he suspect that the voyeurs researchers at WWF are spying on him - for science!






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Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted by Kafka
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when it masturbates
pandamonium
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:01 am to
You're gonna go blind kid
Posted by supadave3
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:02 am to
whatever...Conan O'Brien discovered that years ago..
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:04 am to
what a dumbass he could be making millions, does he know what Panda Sperm is worth?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:04 am to
They are pretty much considered the "dolphins of the land".
Posted by titmouse
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:04 am to
somebody give that poor fella some kleenex. that bamboo is going to chafe.
Posted by ihometiger
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:05 am to
He clearly watch the Destrehan High School video.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:07 am to
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somebody give that poor fella some kleenex. that bamboo is going to chafe.


The only thing on his amazon wishlist:

Posted by titmouse
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Posted by Mickey Donovan
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:08 am to
Well at least he looked around to make sure he was alone first. Classy guy that panda is.
Posted by Peazey
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People have no repsect. Give that poor fellow some privacy.
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:12 am to
Does it matter if panda pron is in color or B&W?
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:39 am to
pandamoanium.
Posted by Mista Cain
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:40 am to
it look like yo mama
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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whatever...Conan O'Brien discovered that years ago..


Posted by Impotent Waffle
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:26 am to
Panda Porn, the new category on Pornhub
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