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"What should we do with Pablo Escobar's hippos?"

Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:59 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:59 pm
Wapo Article

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According to the BBC, hippos once owned by Pablo Escobar are still roaming the grounds of the late Colombian drug lord's former home, presenting a problem for locals and wildlife officials, who aren't sure the best way to contain or control them.


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According to the BBC, the hippos were smuggled in as part of a zoo that Escobar built at Hacienda Napoles, his estate about 200 miles from Bogota. Escobar died in 1993, but his hippos remained on the land, even after the zoo's other animals were relocated. Locals started to call in hippopotamus sightings about seven years ago, and have since reportedly had some close encounters


Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 5:00 pm to
Kill the hippos? This seems like an easy solution.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11414 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Kill the hippos? This seems like an easy solution.


Seriously. It's a third world country. Nobody is going to give a dam if somebody pops a couple hippos. Hell, let the government sell hunts.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47715 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 5:10 pm to
frick that. Two Jags against one Hippo cow fight to the death. My money is on the hippo. Those mofos are vicious.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20360 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:01 pm to
I wonder how hungry they are right mow
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:07 pm to
Saw a documentary on this. They aren't all in pens and can't be rounded up easily.

I'm kind of rooting for them, for some sick reason.
Posted by tigerbaittrick
Member since Jan 2010
7265 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:07 pm to
Right meow?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:10 pm to
Here is the only solution! LINK
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:10 pm to
That dude had it all.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:17 pm to
Yeah. Money. Hippos. Bitches. Psychopathy. Delta Operations up his arse.

Dude was a baller.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9449 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:17 pm to
Pablo had 3 or 4. Now there's like 30 of them. Perfect habitat and no predators, they've expanded their range up and down the river over the past 20 years.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421355 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:18 pm to
he was so baller that when he got sentenced to prison, he built his own custom prison to chill at
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:28 pm to
Yeah, but have you ever read up on the guy? He had some really serious mental problems and did some cruel, ruthless things to people, things that make the guy in Scarface look like a pussy.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421355 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:40 pm to
oh he was a piece of shite

he was a baller, though
Posted by BROffshoreTigerFan
Edmond, OK
Member since Oct 2007
10004 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:53 pm to
What does a hippo steak taste like?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

That dude had it all.



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Escobar became one of the wealthiest men in the world. Having more illegal money than he could deposit in banks, he stored bricks of cash in the warehouse where 10% of it was lost because rats would eat it or it would be damaged by water.

His accountant said that they spent $2500 a month just to purchase rubber bands to wrap around the cash.

In 1989 Forbes magazine listed him as the seventh-richest man in the world with a personal wealth of close to $25 billion.


$25 Billion in cash. Not stocks and net worth...cash! Nuts
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 7:02 pm to
What a boss
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72867 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 7:03 pm to
He was larger than life when I was growing up. You would hear stories about him all of the time in the media. A South American John Gotti on steroids.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167089 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 7:05 pm to
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A South American John Gotti on steroids.




He was viewed as a Robin Hood in Columbia because he gave a lot back by building housing, schools, soccer fields, etc that he gave to the locals.
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 7:36 pm to
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