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Winners and Losers in an Ebola panic

Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:49 pm
Posted by jonboy
Member since Sep 2003
7137 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:49 pm
Not necessarily an outbreak just an all out panic.

Winner - God. No atheists in foxholes.
Loser - Church. Nobody jumps into a foxhole that might have ebola.

Winner - Masturbation. By default internet porn.
Loser - Sex with strangers. Especially pale emo looking people. Those mofo's will never get laid.

Winner - Latex gloves.
Loser - Those solar suits fat people wear to lose weight.

Winner - Cold weather
Loser - Hot weather

Winner - Exercising at home
Loser - Gyms. I'd hate to own a gym in an E-panic.

Winner - Alaska
Loser - California

Winner - Golf
Loser - Basketball, Football, Baseball - team sports in general.

Winner - Country folk
Loser - Country folk that live in trailer parks

Winner - Netflix
Loser - Redbox

Feel free to add.
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:52 pm to
Loser- Ebola threads
Posted by LL012697
Member since May 2013
3963 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:53 pm to
Loser-the OT
Posted by pleading the fifth
Member since Feb 2006
3884 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:55 pm to
Winner: Friendly nods
Loser: Friendly handshakes

Winner: Bicycles
Loser: Public transportation

Winner: E-Bullying
Loser: Wet willies, noogies, wedgies

Loser: Home with kids
Loser: Daycare
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123887 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:56 pm to
Winner-dyed in the wool racists
Loser-those who associate with Africans
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:58 pm to
loser-jonboy
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4231 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:58 pm to
How do you define an "all out panic?"
Posted by jonboy
Member since Sep 2003
7137 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

How do you define an "all out panic?"


Right now we are in the early parts of the momentum stage. I would say an all out panic would look like it does 3 days before a cat 4 hurricane hits the gulf coast. Only a bit worse because there won't be any parties.
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