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So I have a job interview next week. (Day one is in the books page 4)
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:45 pm
Been unemployed since the last of April and haven't had an interview since May, so I'm a little desperate for this job. Besides being confident and bringing my A game, what else should I do during the interview.
This post was edited on 10/20/14 at 7:30 pm
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:46 pm to ZacAttack
Suck his dong
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:47 pm to ZacAttack
Direct eye contact and don't blink
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:47 pm to ZacAttack
Literally place your nuts on the table.
It shows you're serious.
It shows you're serious.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:48 pm to ZacAttack
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Been unemployed since the last of April and haven't had an interview since May
Explain how this happens?
I literally cannot comprehend this.
Are you trying at all?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:48 pm to ZacAttack
They are going to ask you what have you been doing while you have not been working. Don' t just tell them 'looking for a job'. They are looking for continued education or some type of professional growth.
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:48 pm to ZacAttack
Wear a tuxedo to the interview. It lets him/her know you're serious.
And offer them oral sex too.
And offer them oral sex too.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:49 pm to ZacAttack
Eye contact. Firm handshake.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:49 pm to ZacAttack
Have some canned jokes ready.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:52 pm to ZacAttack
- You absolutely love teamwork. Have some examples of how much you love teamwork ready. Seriously, you love the shite.
- They're going to ask you what you liked/disliked about your old job. No matter how big an a-hole your boss and coworkers were, you liked them.
- If they've been trained in this shite, they're probably going to do the STAR - situation, task, action, response - deal with you. Make sure you have one handy.
- Have one or two questions for them ready. Try to make it seem like you're interested and have done a little bit of research on the company, but don't cross examine them like you're Perry Mason and don't probe too far, or you'll look like you've been stalking the company.
- They're going to ask you what you liked/disliked about your old job. No matter how big an a-hole your boss and coworkers were, you liked them.
- If they've been trained in this shite, they're probably going to do the STAR - situation, task, action, response - deal with you. Make sure you have one handy.
- Have one or two questions for them ready. Try to make it seem like you're interested and have done a little bit of research on the company, but don't cross examine them like you're Perry Mason and don't probe too far, or you'll look like you've been stalking the company.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:53 pm to ZacAttack
Post on the ot a play by play of every detail during the interview.
Also, make sure to include your post count on your resume. They will be impressed.
Also, make sure to include your post count on your resume. They will be impressed.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:56 pm to sealawyer
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Are you trying at all?
I've applied for roughly 80 jobs, this will be my 4th interview. So, yes I'm trying, there's just a lot of competition at the moment. Also, being a new college graduate means I have not much experience, and no one wants to hire people with no experience.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:57 pm to ZacAttack
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Also, being a new college graduate means I have not much experience, and no one wants to hire people with no experience.
Degree?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 7:58 pm to jmcs68
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They are going to ask you what have you been doing while you have not been working. Don' t just tell them 'looking for a job'. They are looking for continued education or some type of professional growth.
Solid advice.
Knowing what job/industry you're in would help.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:01 pm to LSU0812
The job is an extension professor of agriculture management, chiefly poultry.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:02 pm to ZacAttack
Sanderson Farms?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:03 pm to The Bruce
No, it's with a university
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:05 pm to ZacAttack
Tell em your nickname, like"the closer", or "deal maker", or "g money".
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:06 pm to ZacAttack
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The job is an extension professor of agriculture management, chiefly poultry.
da fuq?
I was wondering about your situation from the other thread. Where are you located and what degree?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:06 pm to BestBanker
"Chicken plucker"
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