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Ed Smith has slept with 700 cars, a handful of helicopters, and one human woman
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:02 pm
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Since he was 14 years old, Edward Smith, 63, has slept with over 700 lovers! But only one has been a human being - all the others have been different makes and models of cars.
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Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:02 pm to arseinclarse
slept with?
like cuddled in bed with them?
like cuddled in bed with them?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:03 pm to arseinclarse
this guy managed to get a woman?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:03 pm to arseinclarse
I'd let him frick my van. It looks so lonely sometimes
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:03 pm to Salmon
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Edward is a mechaphile, someone who is sexually attracted to machines, and has bedded Mustangs, luxury Jaguars and even a helicopter. Now Edward has found love with his long-term girlfriend Vanilla, a Volkswagen Beetle, and joins us live from Washington to explain why he prefers his cars to women.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:04 pm to LSUTygerFan
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this guy managed to get a woman
You're saying there's a chance?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:04 pm to arseinclarse
Wtf
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:04 pm to arseinclarse
where exactly is he inserting his penis?
I'm not reading the article
I'm not reading the article
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:05 pm to arseinclarse
Logistically speaking, how would that...I mean where would...I mean what how even does he...I don't even
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:05 pm to Salmon
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where exactly is he inserting his penis?
I'm not reading the article
I was thinking the same thing
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:07 pm to arseinclarse
What's worse? That he does it or that he admits it?
Is a trip the Jiffy Lube like a date or like bringing a woman to her gyno visit?
Is a trip the Jiffy Lube like a date or like bringing a woman to her gyno visit?
This post was edited on 10/14/14 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:07 pm to arseinclarse
On my way to buy a locking gas cap now
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:07 pm to arseinclarse
I don't understand.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:08 pm to arseinclarse
I'm guessing the fuel line is the vag and the exhaust is the butt
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:11 pm to arseinclarse
He posts here.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:11 pm to arseinclarse
He seems to enjoy sexual partners that get around.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:13 pm to The Third Leg
I imagine many of his lovers have been driven hard.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:14 pm to UL-SabanRival
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He posts here.
"ramrod" would be an appropriate name...
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:14 pm to arseinclarse
I feel worse for the woman.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:15 pm to arseinclarse
A car has dozens of cockpits.
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