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my dad 'tumped' things over and used to knock the 'far' out of me
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:41 am
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:41 am
He also ate 'catheads' for breakfast and told me once 'well saw my leg off' and to 'blow me down and call me shorty'.
Other then catheads I never got an explanation for these things.
Other then catheads I never got an explanation for these things.
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Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:42 am to CAD703X
Did he also "pomp" the horn in the car?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:43 am to CAD703X
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:43 am to CAD703X
did he put clothes in the "warsh"
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:43 am to CAD703X
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'blow me down and call me shorty'.
Show me on the doll where he touched you.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:47 am to Shexter
A lot won't know what you're referencing but 
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:48 am to CAD703X
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'far'
Do you mean "tar"?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:50 am to Motorboat
I think I had both knocked out of me many times
Posted on 10/14/14 at 8:54 am to CAD703X
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well saw my leg off
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blow me down and call me shorty
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I never got an explanation for these things.
Your Dad was a redneck pirate.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 9:06 am to Choctaw
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did he put clothes in the "warsh"
This one drives me nuts. My mom also says "WaRshington DC" and "George WaRshington."
Also, what's with people being unable to correctly say Chipotle? Ex: Chuh-pol-tee or Chuh-poe-till
Is it ignorance or a lack of caring?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 9:09 am to Bmath
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Is it ignorance or a lack of caring
Those are usually the same thing
Posted on 10/14/14 at 9:12 am to Shexter
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Cabin, Gatlinburg
Posted on 10/14/14 at 9:14 am to Bmath
yep, we put clothes in the CLAWzit.
my mom made SAHL men for dinner and always called us early for BRACKfist
my mom made SAHL men for dinner and always called us early for BRACKfist
Posted on 10/14/14 at 9:40 am to CAD703X
did he make you wrench his truck off with the hose pipe?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 9:54 am to CAD703X
Did yall have a payette like a dog or cat? Did yall eat sawsage for supper?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 10:03 am to CAD703X
This post reminds me of a strange cashier encounter I had this past weekend at a gas station in redneck land.
I stopped to get gas and decided to bring my kids in to let them get a snack for our trip home. My son was acting silly and turned and pointed his finger at me and something silly.
When we went to check out the little hick cashier made a comment about me letting my son do that. I said what? She said if she would have stuck her finger out towards her mom, her mom would have bit it off.
Then told me her mom had a mean arse left hook. She could really reach out and touch you.
I giggled a little and played off the akwardness.
She then wanted to tell me about how the time her brother saw a snake by her mom's foot and yelled, mom, there is a "f"ing snake by your foot.
She was damn proud to let me know that her momma slapped the hell out of her brother for saying that word before she even looked down and worried about the snake.
She spoke just like I would imagine the people the OP is referring to.
Anyway, cool story I know. My kids were quite impressed with this creature from the gas station.
I stopped to get gas and decided to bring my kids in to let them get a snack for our trip home. My son was acting silly and turned and pointed his finger at me and something silly.
When we went to check out the little hick cashier made a comment about me letting my son do that. I said what? She said if she would have stuck her finger out towards her mom, her mom would have bit it off.
Then told me her mom had a mean arse left hook. She could really reach out and touch you.
I giggled a little and played off the akwardness.
She then wanted to tell me about how the time her brother saw a snake by her mom's foot and yelled, mom, there is a "f"ing snake by your foot.
She was damn proud to let me know that her momma slapped the hell out of her brother for saying that word before she even looked down and worried about the snake.
She spoke just like I would imagine the people the OP is referring to.
Anyway, cool story I know. My kids were quite impressed with this creature from the gas station.
This post was edited on 10/14/14 at 10:05 am
Posted on 10/14/14 at 10:05 am to Hester Carries
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Those are usually the same thing
Only if you realize you were ignorant but choose not to change.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 10:14 am to kook
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did he make you wrench his truck off with the hose pipe?
My dad wrenches stuff off in the zinc.
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