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Chandler Parsons: Master Troll

Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:57 am
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4740 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:57 am
First after the Texans Cowboys game he tweeted "how about them cowboys".

Now he says that Dallas is cleaner and nicer than Houston. LINK
Which we all know isn't true because one of the cities has Ebola.

Are Chandler and the Mavs just trying to rustle the Jimmies of all of Houston and Rockets fans?

The games between the Rockets and Mavs should be fun this season.
This post was edited on 10/9/14 at 10:18 am
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31897 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:03 am to
quote:

he tweeted "how about them cowboys"

Wow, he's so creative and witty
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:08 am to
quote:

rustle the Jimmies of all of Houston and Rockets fans?


Like that is difficult.
Posted by bg22
work
Member since Feb 2006
3359 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:08 am to
This will rustle my wife's jimmies
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Wow, he's so creative and witty


yeah I expected much better in this thread. Parsons had one of my favorite tweets ever when some random twitter fanboy tweeted him and said "did you play basketball in high school?" and he respnded "nah, I picked it up in college" I don't know why but that tweet had me rolling
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4740 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:10 am to
Well that tweet was clearly a jab at the city of Houston and its sports fans, since it was after the game against the Texans and he hasn't tweeted anything similar against any other opponent.

Personally as a rockets and Houston sports fan, I couldn't care less about what chandler says or thinks. The radio and Internet tards are pretty pissed about it though.

I just think with chandlers comments and Morey and Cubans little media fight should all make for a pretty heated series this season between the rockets and mavs.
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
8962 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:10 am to
Well after they basically gave him away for nothing in the chase of a longshot pipe dream that wouldn't have helped the teams defensive woes, yeah, I'd say he is justified in calling them out.

ETA: This coming from a Rockets fan
This post was edited on 10/9/14 at 8:11 am
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13604 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:04 am to
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Well after they basically gave him away for nothing
aaaaaannd you have no idea what you're talking about....


I've always liked CP. He was a great glue guy while here in houston and I wish there were a way to keep him. But he's not worth $15M per season. It's good work if you can find it, and I certainly wouldn't have turned it down if someone offered it to me, but the Mavs overpaid him thinking Morey would match anything. I just don't know why parsons is so butthurt about the whole deal. He got paid. He won. Yet he keeps lashing out like scorned lover

I wish CP the best, but I also think ariza is a better player at half the cost, so the rockets came out ahead
Posted by TK421
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2011
10411 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Now he says that Dallas is cleaner and nicer than Houston

quote:

Master Troll


I think you are confused. Generally speaking, those that tell the truth are not considered trolls.
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13604 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:19 am to
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Now he says that Dallas is cleaner and nicer than Houston
i think the problem is, he was a poor while living in houston and now is rich in Dallas. You didn't need CP to tell you upscale Dallas >>>> poor houston, did you??
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50337 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:19 am to
I liked CP as a player, but he seems super jaded for a guy that got 15 mil a year. I think he's mad because he's gonna be on a team that won't be nearly as good.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:20 am to
Can't wait till Dallas has a better record than Houston.
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4740 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:22 am to
Well he is trolling because Dallas got the Ebola. Soooo he's not telling the truth.
Posted by TK421
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2011
10411 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:25 am to
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he's gonna be on a team that won't be nearly as good.



It's cute that Houston fans actually believe this.
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40966 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:43 am to
He's a douche and troll.

Was making fun of OKC being ugly a couple of years ago on the trip up here. The shot like 1-12 in that game.

It was glorious
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:48 am to
I loved having Parsons here, but his big contract has him overvaluing himself.

Only an idiot would think it's smart to give $15 mil to a 3rd option that's not an all star.
This post was edited on 10/9/14 at 9:49 am
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32370 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:59 am to
quote:

I loved having Parsons here, but his big contract has him overvaluing himself.

Only an idiot would think it's smart to give $15 mil to a 3rd option that's not an all star.


Not too bad when you can give your first (or second) option 8mil. If he and Dirk's salaries were flipped, no one would blink an eye.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32370 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:59 am to
quote:

I liked CP as a player, but he seems super jaded for a guy that got 15 mil a year. I think he's mad because he's gonna be on a team that won't be nearly as good.


This is a bigger troll than CP's comments
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 10:02 am to
Lol this is nothing.
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4740 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 10:04 am to
I know this is nothing. People on the radio this morning were saying CP is dead to them now and stuff like that. He really has rustled the jimmies of a lot of rockets fans.
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