I just don't see us being able to defeat the Muslims!

That's how TUba does a jumping jack, minus the earth tremors.

We won't. The western world is soft and has lost it's moral compass.

Nah. We'll have 'em trained up in no time. I've heard it'll take about a year.

So based on this video they should be able to do a pushup in a year.

Its arse-kickin time.

There are typically a lot of young men in an Afghan family, the best are going to stay near the homestead, the "Fredos" of the family are sent to join the Afghan army and send their pay home, if they don't blow it on hash or get convinced by the Taliban to suicide themselves for the mythical virgins.

These are our ground troops.