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I may have scarred my 10 year old for life

Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:25 am
Posted by REB BEER
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:25 am
So, last weekend my son and I went to see my daughter play soccer. As we are leaving the field, I walk past my doctor and say "hi." When we got past him, I turn to my son and said "hey, you see the guy in the orange shirt? He stuck his finger up my butt one time."

The look of question and disgust on his face was priceless.

I then explained to him how a prostate exam works. Do you guys think 10 is too young to tell kids about that?
Posted by TheBob
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:26 am to
yea, that was dumb. Congrats when your kid gets sent home for putting his finger in his buddys a-hole...
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:26 am to
That sounds like some shite I'd say
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:26 am to
Father of the year.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:26 am to
I think making guy on guy butt fingering jokes in front of 10 year old is inappropriate
Posted by NOX
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:26 am to
quote:

The look of question and disgust on his face was priceless


i bet
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:26 am to
nice job Ward Cleaver
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:26 am to
There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes...
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:27 am to
quote:

I then explained to him how a prostate exam works. Do you guys think 10 is too young to tell kids about that?


Most people wait until their kids are 35 to address this.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80867 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:27 am to
Wtf
Posted by Colonel Angus
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Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71995 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:27 am to
quote:

yea, that was dumb. Congrats when your kid gets sent home for putting his finger in his buddys a-hole...
Or his friend's dog's. We know that that never turns out well.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:27 am to
Pathetic.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:29 am to
Which parenting book said doing something like this would be a good idea?
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:33 am to
quote:

The look of question and disgust on his face was priceless.


I bet the doctor said the same thing when he told he was about to perform your first prostate exam.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37246 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:41 am to
I wouldn't tell anyone that regardless of age.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25406 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:42 am to
Just don't tell him about the other thing that was put up your butt
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
61745 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:49 am to
So what does he say when he learns that his mom also stuck her finger up your butt?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123881 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 11:51 am to
Well a man, with his son, said "now Scooter,
That doc stuck his Thumb in my Pooter,
But my prostate is fine,
So never you mind,
I'm still partial to your mom's cooter"
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 11:55 am
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