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Could have died moment
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:10 am
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:10 am
A friend of mine was in a Church's Chicken with her 7 y/o son. They were standing in line and the place was packed. They were the only white people in there at the time. Her son blurts out, "Why are all these black people in here Mom?"
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Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:11 am to rebeloke
7 year old doesn't know better?
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:11 am to rebeloke
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:12 am to rebeloke
I would have asked, why aren't we at a Popeyes ?
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:12 am to TexasTiger1185
You obviously haven't been around 1st graders.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:14 am to BowDownToLSU
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:18 am to rebeloke
This happened to us when the 3rd son was 4 and we were at a crowded restaurant out in a rural area. We were seated and a very large lady with a huge bottom as well was squeezing between his chair and the next table of diners. As her rotund rear pushed his chair forward, he turned, saw the intruding monster of a rear end, and blurted out, "look at that big ole butt!". Silence ensued with the fattie saying, "aren't you cute!" CSB. 
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:20 am to Yewkindewit
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:42 am to rebeloke
I'm a hot shot driver. Which one do you want to hear about first?
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:55 am to UL-SabanRival
An electric motor (about 2-300lbs) fell off an overhead crane about 2' from where I was working.
I was standing under a vent boom and lighting struck it.
I woke up one morning doing 70 in the median on HWY 90.
I was standing under a vent boom and lighting struck it.
I woke up one morning doing 70 in the median on HWY 90.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 7:56 am to CHEDBALLZ
Remind me never hang out with you.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 8:18 am to rebeloke
I was riding in the back of a pickup truck in high school with my brother driving. It started raining and he wouldn't let me in the truck. He started hydro planing and lost control. He did 2 360's in the middle of the road and we ran off into a big arse ditch just missing a giant culvert. I still don't know how we missed that ditch and also how the truck didn't flip as it hit the grassy area sideways. What pissed me off the most was when I opened the truck door he was laughing. I busted up my head pretty good.
About 2 years later, lightning struck about 20 feet away from me. To this day I act like a little girl when lightning is popping and I'm outside.
About 2 years later, lightning struck about 20 feet away from me. To this day I act like a little girl when lightning is popping and I'm outside.
This post was edited on 9/27/14 at 8:20 am
Posted on 9/27/14 at 8:25 am to rebeloke
My nephew did this once to me. He heard me joking with my sister's BF about going out and not seeing good white women in NOLA. I used the line "Where da white women at?" from Blazing Saddles.
So we're in Wal-Mart check out line a few months back. Only white people around. And he proudly goes "Uncle CR, where da white women at?"
I laughed out of nervousness. I was mortified.
So we're in Wal-Mart check out line a few months back. Only white people around. And he proudly goes "Uncle CR, where da white women at?"
I laughed out of nervousness. I was mortified.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 8:26 am to rebeloke
Drug overdose in 2007. Woke up after being revived in a helicopter that had landed in my front yard. Had stopped breathing and heart had stopped beating for a time.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 8:41 am to RebelOP
Its really not that bad.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 8:41 am to CHEDBALLZ
quote:
woke up one morning doing 70 in the median on HWY 90
nice work. You ever hear of a thing called coffee? Holly Beach, driving past a hedge row along the highway and an old guy backed into the road from behind it. I had to swerve around and barely missed a head on collision with a police car.
I-10 eastbound, a guy on front of me had poorly strapped 10" hose coils which popped off as he hit a bump. I swerved and one of them flattened the car behind me.
But the things I've seen probably top the things that almost happened to me, tbh.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 9:03 am to UL-SabanRival
When my son was about six, we were at Walmart and were surrounded. He blurts out" why do black people smell like ham"..
This post was edited on 9/27/14 at 9:04 am
Posted on 9/27/14 at 9:08 am to Cajun Revolution
quote:
My nephew did this once to me. He heard me joking with my sister's BF about going out and not seeing good white women in NOLA. I used the line "Where da white women at?" from Blazing Saddles. So we're in Wal-Mart check out line a few months back. Only white people around. And he proudly goes "Uncle CR, where da white women at?" I laughed out of nervousness. I was mortified.
You sound like a wiener
Posted on 9/27/14 at 9:18 am to CHEDBALLZ
I was working on a Cutting Crew.
Every night, all of us thought together: "I could have died in your arms tonight."
Every night, all of us thought together: "I could have died in your arms tonight."
Posted on 9/27/14 at 9:32 am to UL-SabanRival
quote:
nice work. You ever hear of a thing called coffee?
I was working with a food delivery company. The dispatcher called me at 2 AM to go meet an overnight truck in Lafayette and help him finish off the truck because his helper got sick. I had just went to bed at 10 drunker than Cooda Brown. I fell asleep right past Baldwin. That was scary!!!
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