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Just Another Mike the Tiger Rant
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:09 am
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:09 am
Hi Boys and Girls. Gather 'round and the ole' Barrister will tell you a story from yesteryear. Back when TIGERS really roamed TIGER STADIUM. Oh, now little ones...I know what you are thinking. ...you just watched the Tigers the play didn't you? Well, what I bet you didn't know is that Tiger Stadium used have a REAL LIVE BENGAL TIGER. No...really...it is true. Just ask you grandfather...or your mom...or anyone who went to LSU games...say...4 freakin years ago BEFORE WE GOT MIKE " I-AM-TOO-SCARED-OF-THE-THE -SPOOKY-TRAILER" VI.
So here is the deal....we are supposed to be the FIGHTING TIGERS, right? I remember when we would park that trailer next to the tunnel where other teams would run out and the sight of a HUGE BIG BENGAL TIGER was actually kinda unsettling to some of the opposing players. I have heard them say so in interviews. Hell, we loved hearing MIKE V GROWL and ROAR over the stadium loudspeakers. Unless, we are playing the Mighty OBAWASHEE STATE WADING POOL TOYS the opposing team has no reason to fear our Mascot.
Now, don't get me wrong. I LIKE MIKE. Heck, I LOVE MIKE ! If I was a big Tiger and LSU had me in that big ole spread I would swim, eat, and sleep my butt off too. Who I am really chapped at is the bleeding hearts at the VET SCHOOL.
"OOOO...let's not put him in the trailer for this game because we switched him to a new food 3 weeks ago and we are worried the ride may upset his tummy." "OOOO..we can't expect Mike to make the game today because he was up late last night getting his fur brushed out and he needs his rest."
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD !!!!! I WANT MY STADIUM MASCOT BACK !!!
The VEGANS at the VET school can "tranQ'" his rear-end every time they want to let some FRESHMAN brush his teeth, but they won't blow a dart in that butt and drag him up in the trailer a couple of hours before KICK-OFF? Let him wake up in the trailer surrounded by a couple of big Rib-Eyes from Whole Foods. Heck....send me the bill ( but only if I can get the TAF points for it).
I am sick of seeing other schools ROCK THEIR MASCOTS on national TV every Saturday. BUFFALOS charging across fields, EAGLES swooping from the top of stadiums, TROJANS on HORSEBACK....heck...that fat, UGA sitting on a bag of ice is frickin more bad-to-the-bone than MIKE is right now. At least he comes to the games..
Isn't there anyway we can run that TIGER out on the field in pre-game? NOW THAT would be a pre-game show. Let's put a couple of long poles on each side and some strong handlers and just sprint that lazy fat feline 100 yards.....preferably after opposing team takes field. ( Ok...joking a little there...but)
Gotta bring back the BITE to TIGER STADIUM.
So here is the deal....we are supposed to be the FIGHTING TIGERS, right? I remember when we would park that trailer next to the tunnel where other teams would run out and the sight of a HUGE BIG BENGAL TIGER was actually kinda unsettling to some of the opposing players. I have heard them say so in interviews. Hell, we loved hearing MIKE V GROWL and ROAR over the stadium loudspeakers. Unless, we are playing the Mighty OBAWASHEE STATE WADING POOL TOYS the opposing team has no reason to fear our Mascot.
Now, don't get me wrong. I LIKE MIKE. Heck, I LOVE MIKE ! If I was a big Tiger and LSU had me in that big ole spread I would swim, eat, and sleep my butt off too. Who I am really chapped at is the bleeding hearts at the VET SCHOOL.
"OOOO...let's not put him in the trailer for this game because we switched him to a new food 3 weeks ago and we are worried the ride may upset his tummy." "OOOO..we can't expect Mike to make the game today because he was up late last night getting his fur brushed out and he needs his rest."
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD !!!!! I WANT MY STADIUM MASCOT BACK !!!
The VEGANS at the VET school can "tranQ'" his rear-end every time they want to let some FRESHMAN brush his teeth, but they won't blow a dart in that butt and drag him up in the trailer a couple of hours before KICK-OFF? Let him wake up in the trailer surrounded by a couple of big Rib-Eyes from Whole Foods. Heck....send me the bill ( but only if I can get the TAF points for it).
I am sick of seeing other schools ROCK THEIR MASCOTS on national TV every Saturday. BUFFALOS charging across fields, EAGLES swooping from the top of stadiums, TROJANS on HORSEBACK....heck...that fat, UGA sitting on a bag of ice is frickin more bad-to-the-bone than MIKE is right now. At least he comes to the games..
Isn't there anyway we can run that TIGER out on the field in pre-game? NOW THAT would be a pre-game show. Let's put a couple of long poles on each side and some strong handlers and just sprint that lazy fat feline 100 yards.....preferably after opposing team takes field. ( Ok...joking a little there...but)
Gotta bring back the BITE to TIGER STADIUM.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:11 am to Barrister
We're fortunate we even have one. When he's gone, there probably won't be another one. He doesn't like being wheled around in that trailer. Leave him alone and let him enjoy his habitat in peace.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:11 am to Barrister
You come across as a douche
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:16 am to Barrister
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Just Another Mike the Tiger Rant
We have a live Begal Tiger mascot on campus at a time when political pressure will be mounting for us to get rid of it. While I agree it was awesome to have him in the trailer in Tiger Stadium, we no longer live in a world where the vet school folks can cattle prod his arse in there and force the issue.
Now...the question then becomes...would you rather risk forcing him in there and incur the wrath of every major animal rights group that will pressure LSU into abandoning having the live Tiger on campus or accept that there will be times where the cat simply won;t go in the cage willingly?
Frankly...I'd prefer to simply forgo this tradition of having him in stadium (as much as I LOVED IT) in favor of having him in his habit roaming around on game days so fans can actual see him! We now get the worst of both worlds because they keep him penned up on game days hoping he'll get in his trailer...and if he doesn't he's a no show both there and in his yard.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:20 am to lsuhunt555
i will say when i brought my girls to the ULM game, before walking into stadium mike was out in the open in his habitat and the girls got to see him up close.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:22 am to GeauxTigerTM
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We have a live Begal Tiger mascot on campus at a time when political pressure will be mounting for us to get rid of it
How can they make us get rid of it? He won't get in the trailer, so obviously he ain't going anywhere.
On a serious note....and while most will not get my above rant as somewhat a tongue-in-cheek statement of missing " the good old days", I think LSU has a case as to why we take better care of a live tiger than most zoos. I do not see LSU ever losing the ability to keep a live mascot. We are not Southern, who kept that poor jaguar in a cage smaller than the cab of my truck. ( Notice they haven't even tried to get a new cat).
No, I just kinda threw that up to get everyone bitching about something besides the team, Miles, etc. I do miss the old days....perhaps that is one of the first signs of getting old.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:42 am to Barrister
quote:
send me the bill ( but only if I can get the TAF points for it).
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:09 am to Jim Rockford
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When he's gone, there probably won't be another one.
If this is the case, we pissed way too much money away on a habitat.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:27 am to Barrister
You shouldn't give legal advice on this board because it is unethical.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:29 am to Barrister
quote:
BEFORE WE GOT MIKE " I-AM-TOO-SCARED-OF-THE-THE -SPOOKY-TRAILER" VI.
The things is a freaking animal. We can't make it do stuff. It's called being humane. If we blow dart him and shove his arse in a trailer we'll have PETA up our asses even farther than they already are.
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